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...slight big-fat-ginger-uglyitis.
My nipples are darker than Barack Obama.
Just piss smell.
Don't worry, the cancer is gonna kill the AIDS...
Anyway, thanks a lot, folks. Good night.
No, no. No way.
What? This is serious. What's wrong with you?
...before it kills you quite slowly and painfully.
Nothing.
She goes, "Oh, my God, sir. Are you okay? What happened?"
That's the worst penis I've ever seen in my life.
And we pick her up there, and she's just freaking out at New York.
I know most of you guys here voted for Obama...
That is disgusting.
Honestly, is that not the ugliest penis you've ever seen in your life?
He's with a patient.
Ever hold a piss so long it turns into a shit?
How can--? That is really bad.
And it tells me that everything is fine up there.
Yeah, no. I'm out.
Why can't you just give somebody else a try?
How about that? Yeah, that's all right.
Okay.
Indian giver is one of the most offensive things you could ever--
The thing is, I need you to come back in to do some more tests.
And I talked to him on the phone. He said that I could come by.