Dr. Ben/Nick - Louie [S01E03]

What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?

Ever hold a piss so long it turns into a shit?

Are you nuts? Niggas don't tip. Everyone knows that.

What--? What for?

Let's take a look at you.

I pulled a muscle in my neck...

I guess this is where the letter C comes for her dialysis.

Is that okay? Yeah, that's okay.

I'm-- I feel like shit.

Why don't you go eat out Obama's asshole?

I look over at Andi, she's grinning.

You know, if it's like you say it is and it's your turn...

That's a true story.

Yes, doctor, it's very ugly. Very ugly, very ugly.

Thank you. Ughh. Sorry.

That is disgusting.

Yeah?

...slight big-fat-ginger-uglyitis.

Look up. Okay.

If that's your penis and testicles, what's your anus gonna be like?

Pretend you're kidding, but you mean it. My father fought those Nazis, okay?

I know what's wrong with you.

Hey, what's up, man? Yeah, yeah. How are you?

And he had dreadlocks.

Nurse?