Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was, but I never make that face. I assume his father does.
Try some of that Nobel Prize winners' sperm.
Hiya, fella. What are you doing?
- I left it at home. - I have to have your medical card.
Yeah, you'd enjoy it... Maybe you'd sign a few papers.
Look at this room. Look at these guys.
- They just want to sell books. - Dr. Spock is not like that.
What's this "C" in algebra? How many times did we go over it?
He'll take good care of you.
- Give him a call. - Do you want to play telephone?
You guys are no help. I'm cold and wet and there's nothing I can do.
No, don't do that!
I felt so guilty leaving Beth and the girls.
- Did you get your hair cut? - Yeah, what do you think?
- You lousy prick! - Leave him alone.
Who knows?!
- You look great. - I feel like a retard.
- Baby! Hot mama! - You're such a goofball.
Mikey's a plane. Look at that boy.
Mollie, hi. This must be Mikey.
D.J., it's time for lunch. Let's go.
Help, somebody burp me before I blow up.
- Mikey. - Grandpa, where's Mikey?
Stop singing. She gets sick, I get sick.
I feel so out of control.
I could find him in one of those. Let's see if I remember this.
Helesta (Esther)
- No, you don't want drugs. - I do. I'm going to split in two.
The doctor said I'd better have an upper G. I. So I went in again.
Ouch! I should call my mother more often. Get it?
...three weeks after this started.
Reminding Poppy to take deep breaths during an anxiety attack
Hey, here's Mr. Hand here.
- He said no problem. - That was Bill.
- I was artificially inseminated. - Are you a lesbo?
You stupid son of a..!
- All right, I'll leave it off. - Great.
- I've raised my kids. - Raised them? They're 11 and 9!
- He did, did he? - Yeah.
- Okay, Friday, but that's it. - And during my aerobics classes.
- Your grandfather can stay. - You didn't have to do that.
Don't give me that look. It's a very serious disease.
- How did you know I had drugs? - I don't. I didn't.
Look out! You're going to hit..!
- Mikey! - I'm coming.
"80 % of all women experience post-partum depression."
Would you please come with me to sign these papers?
What's that light down there?
I'm gonna throw up, but I like it!
Ready? Shake it, Mikey.
You've got to believe I love you. I never meant for this to go bad.
I wasn't going to ask you to. This will be an incredible baby.
Albert, you're making me sick. I hate that song.
Hi, Mikey. I'm James.
- Is he talking yet? - No.
It's confusing loving someone who looks like someone you hate.
- What are you doing? - I'll cut him off.
- Is your wing smoking? - No... Oh, my God!
Could be peaches, who knows
- You can't deduct any of this crap. - And the exercise instructor?
- and there's a place in Manhattan, but he needs to be a resident.
Dr. Spock loves us. He protested during the Vietnam war.
Damn it! I got a splinter.