Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you’re stealing my mail i’m not stealing it, i’m messing with it
We both like to go to the movies. I know someone perfect for you.
You didn't finish this. I cannot do my job...
Everybody loves you. All the kids at the playground.
- Yeah, but you're having a baby. - You try it on.
- What are you staring at? - Lunch.
No, I'll wait.
Don't give me that look. And you, get back to work.
Hey, what the...
I'm kidding. Is this my schedule?
Who knows!
That I got artificially inseminated.
I'll see you guys later.
He's in with his decorator. You can wait over there.
Yet the person who has a genetic bond to you treats you like a jerk.
I'd sit down in the bathroom... and nothing would happen.
- It's made of stone. - It's all right.
Now Albert's returns are due. So what's with you?
Taxi!
- Listen to me. - I am.
I have a degree. She took belly-dancing lessons.
Stop yelling or your father will give you something to yell about.
- How do you like New York so far? - It's my kind of town.
- You got your figure back. - This is not my figure.
Let me see it.
I've been so confused.
What about pushing them?
- You look better without it. - I think so, too.
- Jimmy! - Grandpa.
- Hey, Mikey! - Sarah, how are you doing?
Wait a minute.
- Ma... - What?
- Dada. - I think he called you Dada.
Too much fruit
- He's decided to leave her. - Albert's leaving his wife?
- You don't understand... - I want you up there tomorrow.
- Hey, buddy, move it. - You can't get through here.
- Don't gain too much weight. - My doctor says my weight is fine.
- Is Mikey here? I'm his father. - His father?
Next time you talk to your mom, put in a good word in for me.
And not just some handsome guy I'm in love with.
When the police get here, will you show them these pictures?
- Yeah, tell me about it. - Here, your first lesson in coffee.
That Mommy person's here again. She's okay. I like her.
Dating is difficult, but you've got to take a chance in life sometime.
Maybe he was kidnapped, or maybe he's with a complete idiot!
- So can Grandpa stay? - Of course.
- I sent them here. I'll explain. - I'm going to call the police.