Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ugh. Too much fruit.
Workman.
- Hold it. Okay. - Get down, Mikey.
I asked for no dressing, this is covered with slop.
- Do you have a picture of Mickey? - Mikey!
- I'm sorry, I really do want this. - I do, too.
Let me see those things. There we go. How does that feel?
God, you idiot!
I went out of my way to bring you back your purse.
Every time I take you someplace, people are crazy about you.
- Mollie, could I talk to you? - Hold just a minute, please.
You're my first date since my baby was born.
Ooof. Too much fruit.
It's a boy.
- It's like great sex, isn't it? - I personally wouldn't remember.
You'd better call her. I'm going to be late.
- And cute. - Cute is of no importance.
Stupid jerk! My kid will probably be brain damaged because of you.
What do you teach? Taxi driver's ed?
Dig in, you kids. Here we go.
I wouldn't be driving this cab if I made more instructing.
Two, please.
When I found out I was pregnant, I decided to make out a will.
Are you a doctor? Come on.
You've been such an asshole, I'd have to torture you.
- What? - Do you love him?
I go up to a company receptionist.
You're one year old and my best friend in the world.
I know this alley like the back of my hand.
- What do you want? - Mollie helped us get this place.
A what?
Someday you'll have children.
Hold onto my hand. Bear down, that's what they say in the hospital.
I could have you arrested. Screwing with the mail is a federal offence.
- Stomach flu. It's going around. - Nobody has the stomach flu.
Get familiar with the stick.
James loves you. Mikey, do you love James?
Welcome, gramps.
Perfect! I'll just hitch a ride with the fruit cups.
It's all right. It's just milk, it won't stain.
Oh, stop.
Bye-bye. See you. Mikey, high-five.
Get on my knee.
- There's no frozen pop. - There's no husband.
I think your bookkeeper paid for the flatware twice.
I used to have curls at the end.
Uh. Too much fruit.
- We'll get little Armani diapers. - It will be a great kid.
- I broke up with George. - Who?
Right on.
- Water break? - Half an hour ago.
What are you going to tell people?
Every time I say the word divorce, she loses five pounds.
Hey, Grandpa.
- I don't remember your baby. - It's a friend of mine's.
- Hi, honey. - Mikey, this is your sister Julie.
This is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me... so far.
It's the most excruciating thing you can have, next to giving birth.
There he is.
How so?
You should look through that thing. You've still got your diaphragm.
It's okay, Mikey. Mommy's here.
- not into drugs, not a deadbeat, but not a workaholic.
I'm in!
See that? That's my cab.
Well... Iet's see how far along we are.
Open wide.
- What can I do for you? - Albert is expecting me.
Stealing mail is, not screwing with it.
So I went in for the ultrasound and they checked it out.
Stop it!
- I'm just watching the game here. - Yeah, I've got money on this game.
I'll go to summer school if you make the pain stop.
Tell him not to touch my teeth.