Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Have they moved out? - Too much fruit!
Albert is successful, responsible and he's good to his other kids.
- Should I call your husband? - I don't have a husband.
Friday nights, two aerobics classes, and you can't bring chicks over.
I'll tell Mr. Ross to give your account to someone else.
Hello! Rosie didn't tell me you were beautiful.
I put down a deposit this morning.
Stop with that pushing! I'm falling!
- I found a nice family man. - Except it's someone else's family.
I'm too ashamed. I'm afraid of what you'll say.
It wasn't gallstones. They didn't know what it was.
Sorry I hit you and yelled at you, but I was in a lot of pain.
- What? - That's my kid in there. Let me by.
- and I still managed to catch your father.
I don't get it.
- You had a little boy in there. - What are you talking about?
Which is insane, she's got a great ass for a 40-year-old.
- Are you okay with him? - Get the hell out of here.
I don't believe this is happening.
You're grossing me out. Don't talk about sex and Daddy.
That's it, breathe!
I can't be anybody's father now. I need to be by myself.
I'm living alone for the first time in 17 years. I'm in therapy.
A selfish phase! Albert, you dick.
He's worse at this than I am. Let me give you a hand.
- A selfish phase? - I admit the timing is bad.
I told you I could play. I've been thinking about this daddy business.
It's for you. You take this one, I'll take the other one.
His favourite food was cheesecake, and what did the doctor tell him?
You dick.
- I think about you two every day. - You'd never know it.
Beth knows. I'm going to live with Melissa.
- Do we live like kings, or what? - We sure do.
Goodbye. Please... Goodbye.
- He has my eyes. - I know.
Well, remember, your biological clock is ticking.
Are you ready?
- You are not his father. - I'm the closest thing he's got.
So it doesn't wear off during the birth.
That's it! You have some exotic disease and I look like a zombie.
I don't know who I love.
By the time they take effect she could be delivering.
You know that dumpster behind the supermarket? Look what I found.
- He's in the back of that car. - Let's get the cab.
Be sure and give me enough.
I'm not so sure about that. Excuse me.
- She's a CPA. - I know, her mom told me.
You're all that matters to me. I'll get you the best daddy ever.
I don't get it. I just don't get it And I don’t like it.
You can tell in his eyes. He looks stoned.