Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Could be Peaches Could be lunch meat
- He's pretty tired. - He's had a busy day.
- Are you the sperm donor? - I'm the kid's father?
It doesn't amount to much.
...but you're married!
It looks great.
This sounds awful, but I'm going through a selfish phase.
- Let me explain... - These dresses aren't paid for.
Eyelash tinting, body wraps, facials...
- You look awful. - Thank you.
I got this driving thing knocked.
- I don't... - You've worked for him for years.
- Were you born in New York? - Are you with the census bureau?
- Is he taking a dump? - No, he's thinking real hard.
This is it. Enjoy your stay.
No.
- Mollie, Mollie... - What?
- I've never been real big on pain. - You been to Lamaze?
- Now that's entertainment. - Not in front of Mikey.
Taxi!
- It's better for the kid. - All men are stupid idiots.
- I'm your grandma. - Okay, if you say so.
could be lunch meat, could be peaches, who knows!
- I'm not touching your stick. - This is not a sexual thing.
- He was just here. - How long ago did he leave?
Mommy's asleep. Watch this.
- I want to talk to you. - Sorry, got to go.
- How long have you been here? - About five years.
I went to the clinic and bought some frozen sperm.
She's got this crazy idea that I wouldn't make a good father.
- A father should know. - How much is she paying you?
- And you're still with her! - Oh yeah? Look at this receipt.
- You sure it isn't yours? - I've got more teeth than him.
I didn't like the sailors' bell-bottoms.
- I wouldn't have fallen for him. - You can't control that.
I'll get you the rest later... Wait a minute...
- It just turned out that way. - It took $20,000 to find that out?
Leather craftsmen in Mexico are going to make all new couches.
Should I tell them I need a new diaper?
That is exactly what I need.
I don't get it. I just don't get it. Where did I go wrong?
- It's good seeing you again. - You, too. See you.
- Nurse, another one's coming. - Deep breaths, come on.
Hi, Lupe.
- Now it's junk! - I thought you'd understand.
What's his favourite toy, Fred or Barney? Fred?
- You ate all that already? - How weird, I don't like ice cream.
They don't? You want to hear about Albert?
I'll set this thing down right here and get that door open.
The doctor prescribed new pills and she's starting ballet classes.
After a new diaper, I like some of that white stuff on me.
You're my favourite daughter-in-law. You're smart and a good person.
- It'll be like the playwriting. - She knows this can't make her fat.