Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It was just a joke to relax you. - I'm just so nervous.
Straighten this up properly.
- One aerobics class. - Saturday.
Why are school shirts mixed up with after-school shirts?
- I wanted to do it. - Let me give you a ride home.
That's why Jimmy loves you so much.
- Don't I look good? - You look slightly cute.
- Here, fella, go find your grandma. - Thanks for nothing.
You've got a terrific view. No roommate to bug you. Television.
- No can do, Friday's out. - Then forget the whole deal.
You'll lose him.
- I'll get you cleaned up. - Use the washroom in the back.
Stick this in here... There it goes.
Mikey, I've got to go. See you.
You're not going to get caught. I'll do something for you, okay.
- You knew I was with him. - You might be a kidnapper.
- They took me to the beauty salon. - Where's the elevator.
You'd better not. We've still got to be careful.
I do this to make money, but not for long.
Come here, Mikey. Say bye-bye to Mama.
Oh, oh...
- Is that a deal? - Just bring the milk.
Find someone you have something in common with, like Daddy and me.
Where my thumbs. Where are my thumbs? I want to suck my thumbs.
- This wasn't a planned pregnancy? - This wasn't even a planned affair.
- Don't count on it. - Besides, my woman will wait.
I know, I've already said that. I didn't plan on this.
What have you got there? A hand?
Come on, keep up, you kids. Here we go.
- Don't force-feed him like that. - I'm not!
- Is it yours? - Yeah, but he needs a mother.
- "Cut back on cholesterol." - Now he doesn't eat cheesecake.
- Hello! - I was wrong.
Albert, was that woman pretty?
- Hey, you're up. - My baby! Honey, honey...
If I thought like that, we wouldn't have had so much fun the first week.
Jerk.
I'm sorry I made you meet that mean man. Never again.
Mikey needs a father.
- Mikey, lay off him. - What a crack-up.
She's gone!
Say "Hi, Julie."
- Leave it on football. - Leave it alone.
- But I know it wasn't a mistake. - I bet he's glad to hear that.
Albert's shrink said his wife would never recover if he kept seeing me.
He'll have your sweet face and my business sense.
- You've got to calm down. - Get me some drugs.
Can a person past a certain age change?
- That's how you handle a woman. - Really?
I'm surprised, that's usually the first thing she says.
Can I borrow some of yours? Coffee regular, I love it.
- And what about Mikey? - Count on me. Whatever he needs.
- Maintenance flights are free. - You get everything for free.
Check your water.
I'll just press all these.
Move the circle around and we're off.
- Just don't let him find the bag. - No problem.
- Who says? - All those doctors.
Reminding Poppy to take deep breaths during a panic attack
Here's the head... isn't it?
- Breathe deep. - Don't try to help, just drive!
- He's from artificial insemination. - I've known Mollie for years.
Go for the body!
All right.
Ready? High-five. Low-five. Baby-five. Bye.
- How about some Demerol? - God, that'd be great!
Hello
Who wants a surprise? Could be lunch meat or peaches.
- Mollie! - Albert!