Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MICKEY: We've lost all control of the Tokyo satellite.

MAX: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hey, this is Max. Leave a message.

Please, sir. Look, I'll explain everything in the car.

(BIRDS CALLING)

That's great! You kidding me?

Move along, sir.

REPORTER 2: Thoughts before you head to the national convention in Orlando, sir?

(PANTING) They said it was urgent. What is it?

What I mean is, the problem is not gonna be solved in this room

Because they were planted.

- Get to cover! Under the bridge. - Sir.

NEWSCASTER: These pipes had not been well maintained or upgraded in years.

- Marry her. -(PANTING)

I was supposed to look after you.

JAKE: Wait. Hold up.

No, ljust didn't answer your ridiculous demand.

A president's schedule always changes last minute.

Shuttle launch sequence initiated.

No, no, no. We can't do that, sir.

and the last thing we need is some Washington stooge to come supervise us.

My access has been blocked.

We should've done this a long time ago, huh?

As you know, as per UN Resolution 28-14,

Of a major issue on the space station.

You know, making it look like a predicted pattern of malfunction,

MAN: Get the president to cover! Hurry!

Yes! Come here. Yes!

Take that times 1,000.

Makmoud was prepping diagnostics on the Afghan sat

It's a little early, don't you think?

Oh. (CHUCKLES) Uh...

MAX: They all end the same way.

Well, I've been trying to access the Hong Kong satellite.

Whoever did that

All right, well, I need you to believe in me now.

Come on, let's do it.

What's with all the car parts?

We all watched that on the telly.

Did you hear about the gas main explosions in Hong Kong?

You know what? He got so caught up in all the excitement.

Wait, wait! Wait a minute.

No, I have priorities and you,

Uh, she's keeping things off the monitor channels,

And I know what you're gonna say.

UTE: There are no cameras allowed in the locker rooms.

I have the money. I'm sorry.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Satellite on collision course.

You know, you were right, little brother.

I don't know. I don't know.

Simple. We shut down all Central Asian satellites

Never listen to me.

Anyone with level three access and above.

but you just keep talking.

Honey, that's the Postal Service.

You've never told me anything about eavesdropping.

Now, Why'd you make us do this in the first place?

so how about we start with names and positions?

Yeah, you were the German scientist. You were here when I was here.

Dutch Boy was all you ever gave a damn about.

The file's under a White House security network, and it's just not hackable.

We can all fly home to Atlanta together.

Whatever you're looking for,

(BOTH GRUNTING)

No, Jake, that didn't go well at any point.

What happened out there?

Shit. (SIGHS) Neither do I.

Oh, that's very kind of you, sir. Thank you.

Hi, Jake. I'm Sarah, Max's fiance.

SENATOR CROSS: This meeting is adjourned.

Third number, nine again.

but we pulled it off.

Yeah, well, you're lucky to be alive.

It should have come down by now.

Man, I need to shake your hand.

Pull up the satellite closest to cflficalovefload.

Your brother, Jake.

So let's just go to the president and tell him what we know.

Oh, Christ. We're gonna lose him. We're gonna lose him!

See ifwe can turn one of the shuttles around.

REPORTER 3: Mr. President, a moment before you head to Orlando?

I'm not good at the, like, "Talk about your daddy issues"

Phase one commencing now.