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I want to show you that having a kid
no one to keep me from traveling
Guess what this is!
Barney.
and help me out?
Kids, your Aunt Robin never became a pole-vaulter,
The nipple butter stops the bleeding.
You're just gonna have to deal with it.
I just found out I can never...
- You can't have a baby! - I can't have a baby!
Kids. Stop.
I haven't set foot in a bar in years.
All right.
I hate Mannheim Steamroller.
Later that week, as I was enjoying every second
♪ On the highway to hell ♪
W... What happened?
he plays Santa as a woman.
even though it's what most women want.
Barney, what are we doing here?
not pregnant.
Pratfall!
She just ran out of there crying.
Did I pass out?
Well, Mrs. Scherbatsky,
Damn it.
Most women want to be a pole-vaulter?
That's wonderful!