Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what the funny thing is? It works.
He seems like a nice guy when he says, "green lights" and whatever.
Oh, no. It was wonderful. It was great.
Oh, great! This is just great.
- My knees were knocking. - But I mean, you:
Hey, welcome back. We're here with Garry Shandling.
True tales of New York's finest.
- Really? - Your hair, it seemed to get smaller.
I love it! How many times was he on The Tonight Show?
We're gonna climb that Aztec pyramid.
And you'll drown in your own blood."
He is brilliant!
You want everyone to be Aleister Crowley or Nostradamus.
I don't know what's going on. Garry Shandling's gonna be here.
...like you folks at home, only much older. Let's say hello to Hymie Kirshbaum.
I know I have no right to ask this, but do you think I could read the curse...
Hey, mind if I take a piece of your hair?
And the worst part of it is, you live forever.
You've done the little guy. Let's do a big guy.
It's fine, I'm happy to be here.
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- Look, if you don't... - I'm gonna go try and pick up the pieces.
I think you need...
She wraps me up, you know...
- "Keep your feet on the floor." - Seems like he's talking to me. He cares.
Good to see you, have a seat. This is great.
...and kidnapped by monsters.
What do you do in your culture? I'm sorry, you don't have a culture anymore.
And your brain will boil and consume you.
...puts me to sleep, and I take a nap for 1000 years.