Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You in cahoots with the FCC?
And we're gonna rip out a virgin's heart, 2-3-4.
Why? Because people trust Alex Karras, okay?
- Everybody's turned it down? - Not everybody. We've had guests.
As soon as I get hooked up for cable...
Now that I'm unhappy, I'm much happier about myself.
- Yes. - All right. You know...
- Wasted! - Extinct!
You know, it's more of a hex. It's not so much terrifying as it is insulting.
...is watching your hair in that show. - Interesting.
What was that supposed to mean?
...it's difficult for us to get out without being hounded by lots of people...
If you get mobbed, you're on your own. Alex, watch my back.
Might not be a bad idea.
Watch it, you're liable to give a man a permanent injury, 2-3-4.
No! Help! There's a monster trying to kill me!
Which is: Merlin Olsen sells flowers, what does Alex Karras sell?
...only it goes down a lot smoother." I think that's brilliant.
Suddenly I realized I'm supposed to be in traffic court...
Oh, no, no!
...for a little culture.
- How much? - People won't be able to look at you...