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You are an ignorant buffoon.
Gordon, what are you doing here?
I'm just going in to pick up Kirsten's birthday present.
There's someone who wants to ask you something.
now, but I'll explain in the car, or maybe
Then we'll be able to tell you something.
Thank you.
Like, I have to go to Kirsten's party, but if you wanted...
Nothing.
MAN (breathy whisper): Oh, yeah... Who is this?
Oh.
Why? What were you going to tell me?
I'm a little short on cash right now.
I also discovered that the animus of my soul mate...
she says she needs time. I get it.
Hey, Peanut.
It's probably the proudest moment of his entire life.
Your mom has a headache.
Oh! Happy birthday, sweetheart.
(laughing): Loitering.
I don't think that I should be with anyone.
Thank you. And here's your real present.
Uh, actually, I think it may be more of a baby shower
Taylor, are you okay?
intends for something to happen...
Oh.
In my dream, I had found my other half, and it was an otter.
Okay.
I can grow to love you, then...
No, no. In fact, I was thinking we could work around it.
Hello?
No, Kaitlin, I told you.
Hi. You guys off?
Ah!
Che, what wasn't an otter?
Just to, you know, like, follow them around
Come on. You've been in the dumps today.
I didn't think about that.
-=The Last Fantasy=- Proudly Presents
Even if you lose him?
See if you have anything in common.
And I still can't believe you wrote me all those e-mails.
Tomorrow...
Okay, well then, I guess you're not going to Kirsten's thing.
Good-bye, Frank.
And then Brad was, like, "Oh, no,"
I was just...
Eh, not for long.
Yeah. Can I help you?
where you said...
(exhales): Take care of him.
And you think that you're suffering from an emotional addiction?
this isn't what everybody expected.
Thanks.
Well, Taylor, admitting that
And then, on the way home, I could stalk you.
Well, things didn't go exactly as planned.
Mm.
I just thought I saw my mom.
Tell me about your spirit animal.
You okay?
Julie, I'm, I'm gonna lie down.
Lucky her.
Hi, Dad. I hope I'm not late for Mom's party.