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'I've got a friend! I've made a friend!
The "Paki shop"?
No! I'm shitting you, Jez!
The Paki Shop?
What? Yeah, but I thought we were on the same wavelength!
Can he call you back?
- Oh, right. Great. - So...
Exactly! And they'll have a bloody EU banana-straightening machine
So, about the soundtrack. Can I do it?
Just running the business - hiring, firing and perspiring!
Four Switches, James? Four?
Come on, let's get you some crack!
'What am I gonna tell Gog? What happened to all the time? We had loads! '
EIGHT VINYL TAYLOR THAT'S INSANE
Because I didn't confront him, all right?
Oh, Honda, Honda, Honda. Fuck Honda.
Mark, like I said, sorry if I was a bit of a cock-muncher down the studio.
'They're useless. I wish they were all robots.
Right. Well, maybe we should meet up, have a chat.
Business Look at you, with your wine and your jacket, just like a real person!
controlling everything?
Watch your back, they're gonna get you
You know, the Jews and the Muslims and the racists all living happily together, side by side,
Paranoia, paranoia Everybody's comin' to get me
And obviously you don't think there's a... global Jewish conspiracy
Well, no.
I'll suck for crack!
Oh, fuck!
What I said, it's not all right, is it?
No, because I was in the tent with him for ages and we talked for a long time,