Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You mean you didn't confront him?

'Or maybe I'm just overreacting. Maybe everyone does it, and it's cool and Ali G

User names. And overseeing the edit on my first short...

Happy birthday dude Have a great day

There's already a banana-straightening machine. It's called woman.

See you later, guys. Soph, see you at my place. 33 Ringfield Road.

South Africa, Benetton... It's...

There's a difference. Daryl, you can't hate people because of their ethnic background!

'God that's terrible. It's worse than Daryl's bloody cor anglais.

They're comin' after you-ou...

Yeah, we have, actually.

If I can call at a more convenient...

'I hope he doesn't know it was me who did the shit in his mum's airing cupboard.

You're not supposed to do that Daryl

- What are we gonna do? - Fuck him up!

Bet we're having a much better time than Sophie is right now.

Three more beers for the Three Musketeers, eh? Ooh!

Two pints of OJ Tristian? Two? That's insane.

You want your money back, don't you? He's refusing to pay up or like the track.

That's... not shit, but just... no.

You know what I fancy? A kebab. Will you go down and get me a kebab?

What, so you're actually successful?

'Mmm, Sophie, with her lovely soft face.

AS IT TURNS OUT, TOM IS A RACIST

'I'm safe. In my cubicle, I'm safe.'

From... Er... no, I'm all right, thanks.

Great! So you won't mind if I take you out for an incredibly expensive meal to celebrate.

Just a nice relaxing smoke or crack