Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Because that's what we eat nowadays while you're chomping on your racist carrots.'

Four Fulham, dan, four? That's insane

Jeremy, don't just go!

he thought we were trying to poison him.

Well, I don't want that, obviously, I want something completely different.

What about from... the... Paki shop? Do you want anything from in there?

Shove it up your arsel Shove it up your arsel

Hans, you realise we've only got 39 minutes left.

Ey, check this out, right? Sexy girl walks past, it's like...

Sure, we made mistakes first time, but now we've got the chance

Just thought we should come here for a bit of a bonding sesh.

Sure you are So pleased that I've gone straight to the finish line on my enormous bike

Jez, for God's sake, I'm pleased for you!

I want something that, when people hear it, they'll immediately go, "Yeah."

And isn't that the point?

Gog. At school, you'd run up and sneeze in his face.

I'll tell you what. I'll tell you where we should go now.

Boring? What, cos he doesn't go around with... a haircut

Listen, I might pop...

Fine. It's totally fine, mate. Honestly.

No! I hate political correctness gone mad more than anyone!

'This is bloody brilliant! I'm having fun!

And they're treating it as a racial incident? Next you won't be able to get a black coffee!

Yeah. We thought we might smash your brains in with a baseball bat.

Look, Jeremy, we can come back again, he's got the message. You're gonna pay, aren't you?

Just say you never met me

Great to hear from ya!

'Better not disturb him, he might attack me and be sick. Eugh'

'Jeff! Can't believe they're doing the Stockport contract!

The longer the note the more dread

No, Jeremy. You know what Daryl's like.

37 tabs Nick? 37? That's insane.

That's all there is to it.

- Ha-ha! I see you! - I'm Barnes Wallis, you're the Ruhr!

You did, didn't you?

That's very kind, Jez, but you don't want to overstretch yourself.

Remember the theme tune from Jaws?

He's honking on his crack pipe.

- Uh-huh? - Yeah. It's, um...