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Um, hi, Classy, I'm, uh, Peter.
They call me that 'cause I got a big twist
But did you ever feel like something was missing?
I know. It's like our privates were shaking hands
(gasping)
I just needed someone to talk to.
I'm Classy.
Well, the small lies don't matter.
In some way, I think I did.
A birdhouse.
No! Sock Lois doesn't feel authentic to me anymore.
Talk to anyone interesting?
Who wants to hear that?
Okay, no budget cut.
Yay!
Ew, there's a toenail in this.
Oh, thank God. Thought I was gonna have to go back
Really?
(whispers): Oh, my God.
is looking at a four-percent budget cut.
I could buy pots and pans at Williams-Sonoma.
Both my heart and my wiener
We should have our own TV show.
There's Meg and Dummy and Big Head.
Oh.
Damn it, Peter,
Yeah. Well, I guess I could try it.
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
and count it really slowly.
blu mark means someone does what you say oops i took a shit in my pants
You know, I got the greatest wife in the world.
You got a handkerchief?
Good. Don't.
(phone ringing)
Hey, I was right about telling you
Ugh, her doing voice-over?
Oh. Oh, my.
who's filling in for annia mak? tracey mak.
Eight (bleep) hours later...
You never want to do it no more.
I'm sorry, Chris.
So, how was your first day of voice-over?
And we have one beautiful child.
lots of crazy things
We don't know either.