Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr. Schuester, this seems like a terrible idea.

Had them give me four decontamination showers.

Did you go to McKinley High? I think I had you in my Spanish class.

Mmm. Smells like my aunt Mildred.

Wait. She's singing the female lead?

No. No. We're your friends.

would I use "por" or "para"?

# Last night I met a guy #

# Don't even know my last name #

# My mama would be so ashamed #

- Thank you. - Oh.

# Maybe this time I'll win #

This is April Rhodes.

Well, I have no problem with nudity.

It was about me, and Glee Club is supposed to be about you guys.

Well, it won't work. I'm not going anywhere.

# Much mistrust #

# There's a heartbreak beat #

I don't wanna tell you how to do your job...

Maybe Quinn's got one in the oven.

So, did I sleep with you?

In lieu of flowers...

# Something's bound to give in #

We're all really excited to see the play.

# I hear the ticking of the clock #

I happen to know that you're only three credits shy of your diploma.

Just... getting the star treatment I didn't get in Glee.

I know all the words to the song.

Here, use the pink one.

Okay? But there are a lot of schools that give full rides to students who excel in music.

If you did well at regionals, maybe you could generate some interest.

Quinn's knocked up.

# How do I get you #

Yes, you've heard right. I am returning to Glee Club.

There will be other performances.

Oh! She has a MySpace page.

But that's the price you pay for being a star.

That Finn Hudson is one cutie pie I gots my eye on.

Have fun playing house with Quinn while you languish in your little ensemble.

- # She's all right, she's all right # - # I ain't gonna face no defeat #

Yeah, I haven't been totally honest with you, but that's different than lying.

When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra...

When she sang, it was mesmerizing.

I once got a cake out of a kid's birthday party with the candles still lit!

Yee-haw! Right on cue as usual!

No way! You can't do that!