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I don't understand why we're doing this in the first place.
but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake I.D. because he looks like an 11 -year-old milkmaid.
Look, I know sometimes that life can come at you pretty fast...
Um, do you have any NyQuil? I could use a little pick-me-up.
If you want a good review, show me your over-the-shoulder boulder holder.
# Right around 3:00 #
Uh, I'm sorry. I thought I'd be welcomed back with a tad more enthusiasm.
# Well, it shoulda been a warning #
They're so lucky to have you, Will, because...
# But I just can't get no relief, Lord #
Rachel makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing.
Since when are you willing to be an understudy?
You'll be finished on the high school stage.
Excuse me.
# How do I get you alone #
How about I give Tina a few of her verses? Okay?
maybe you could just give Rachel a talk, see if you can get her to come back.
# Come to the cabaret ##
# One that won't make me nervous #
That's Rachel's part, Mr. Schue.
Yeah. Hey, how about that other piece of pie?
- Now what? - Follow my lead. Come on.
Bring buffalo wings."
- Pretty? - Mmm.
I had a set of mixed-race twins.
You...
# They love a winner #
Oh!
- Nope. Mm-mmm. - Can you keep a secret?
- You must be 22. - Twenty-four.
There was a time when I was the biggest star around here.
the one I regret the most was never...
# So I blame it on the Cuervo #
# Maybe this time #
Oh, and here's a link to her own personal Web site.
Sorry, baby. Had to tinkle. Come on. Act two.
# A little bit too much #
Oh, no. You gotta be more natural.
# His Pinto sitting there #
I don't know what you want.
# Somebody to #