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Leaving when the ogre looked away was an excellent strategy.
I shall apply a small measure to the scalp
Cram him in a cage!
Don't you want a magic daddy?
[gasps]
I'm naked all the time. You just didn't know it.
I'm sorry, guys. We're gonna die and it's all my fault.
She never had a chance to say she loved me.
[chuckles] Something tickles. Is there a mosquito on my leg?
Me- I swear I’m straight Also me any time I see a female
Those mermaids worked me over pretty hard, sexually.
No, it was me with my incessant do it, do it, do it, do its.
[grunting]
Dad, you can't just cage him. Elves are jolly by nature.
Nothing's happening.
What you need is a nice, long boat ride.
anytime someone sees our denim designs
That's okay. I don't listen to women
"Uh... Should We Be Doing Something?"
This is the first interesting thing that's ever happened to me.
[swords clinking]
If you no like, I fix.
- Stop! No! Don't do it! - Do it. Do it.
Do it. Do it, do it, do it!
Oh. How my Charlie sparkled this morning when they heaved him into the burial pit.
Isn't there a point in everyone's life
Well, this is odd.
I must admit, the quantity of blood exceeded my expectations.
What's the one with the salt?
.
[grunts]
[pigs squealing]
The plan?
We're running out of time. [stutters]
[men gasp]
[all grunting]
No! Gosh. I don't want a magic daddy,