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Ah, also maybe.
You're right. I'll go have a few drinks and we'll figure something out.
Oh. Excuse me.
If you no like I fixeh
Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Like a barn!
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
I was just admiring the towel. My people don't have terrycloth.
and I would never call you that even if you were!
[whooping]
Are we standing in that moment right now? Maybe.
You don't care about me.
[bells ringing]
"I'm Already Smoking And Laughing. What More Do You Want?"
This whole cursed wedding is canceled.
I'm not a cat!
You're playing to your strengths, and not mine.
Could this elf's blood be the key to my wildest dream?
I'm Merkimer. I can't wait to meet you. I don't need your names, though.
Let's head back.
I cannot marry that pig Merkimer. [stutters] I can't do it.
First of all, sweetie, shut up.
I’m already smoking and laughing, what more do you want?
Hmm.
and that's [stutters] I don't want to marry this pig.
I'm feeling optimistic.
Anything goes.
[squeals]
Fire the cannon!
Perhaps it could perk up my poor, tuckered dong.
Mop Girl, milk him.
[chuckles nervously] Woo!
[chuckling nervously] So, Merkimer, I know I've been a little cold and distant,
[stutters] Help yourself! Do it. Do it. Do it!
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