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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hold up. That's not elf's blood, that's pig's...
Wait, no, that's your face.
Uh, come back in a few days, Lord Lingonberry.
I mean, I'm drained.
Oh.
Really, Dad? [scoffs] You're fine with this?
Let's get this underway, shall we?
[stutters] Salt soup! There you are. Salt soup.
My poor Princess Tiabeanie.
and some would say overflowing with revulsion...
[owl hoots]
Tell me something about you.
It looks like a foot. I mean, if you're happy with it...
- Really? - Not anymore.
[crowd gasping]
[thuds]
They call it a party barge,
I should dust in here more often.
It's beautiful. Such angelic voices.
- To Merkimer! - [all] To Merkimer!
What's wrong with my face?
Now we hope Merkimer's a big enough idiot to fall for this mermaid plan.
It's a ship of war, flying the dread flag of the Borcs!
I must have sex with its origin.
[chicken clucks then wheezes]
All aboard the party barge! I hope you like fun and soggy pretzels.
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