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[squealing and grunting]
Somehow, I don't think my portrait's gonna be nearly as happy.
This is the first interesting thing that's ever happened to me
Behold, sire, as I extract a small quantity of blood.
[munches]
His ears were always like that!
and drive him mad with your indecisiveness.
Cram him in a cage!
It was named after him, but it also has mermaids.
and I enter a state of semi-permanent pregnancy...
You don't scare me! I was born scared. Get him, men!
For our kingdom is rich in tradition,
So you'll be pretty much fine.
This cold floor feels good on my concussion.
[bells tolling]
[men cheering]
It's time.
All hands, brace fer mermaids! And their irresistible song.
- Where there's a will, there's a way. - There's not.
Through his nostrils.
- That's not fair. - Don't listen to Elfo.
[stutters] I mean, I smell fear.
When meeting a hot girl
Don't look at that. You didn't pay for it.
Then let this be a warning to your other allies.
Tighter, man, tighter! I have poor impulse control.
Chowder? It doesn't always have to be nautical references with me.
Usually everyone dies. I don't advertise that fact. [chuckles]
She forgot her glove!
It appears there may be truth to the old legends regarding the elves.
.
But it is your duty as a princess.
No, no, that's okay, Giuseppe. We hired you for your emotional realism.
[kisses]
Hey, Elfo, what are you lookin' at?
[grunts]
He's in a better place now.
That's no land.
[both] Yeah?
There's got to be another way to get rid of him.
And the bar is closed.