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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lucky for you, I'm a patron of the arts.
[all gasp]
Mermaids, attack!
Did it work?
And this one's so poisonous you can't even hold it in a bottle. [chuckles]
Bah!
The head of the Borc admiral!
Shut your snouts, you dumb pigs, or I'm gonna... Oh, wait.
[grunting]
Bean! No!
Now what? Whoa!
Arr, you'll want to put the wax in before you hear me answer.
Anyone not tied down better plug your ears.
Just go cut the ropes.
What a gullible idiot.
I've never heard a song so sweet and delicate.
Uh... Should we be doing something?
[gulps]
Not one mention of your fuzzy muzzles. Climb aboard.
Anything... goes.
They've spotted us. Defend the barge or risk losing your deposit.
Anyway, enough about every detail of my life.
I'm already smoking and laughing. What more do you want?
Well, no. I couldn't do it.
and it's charting a course for Mermaid Island.
the mystical essence of life itself.
Yes, well, I suppose the life-giving magic may take a while.
But before we marry
There's no conflict here.
The essence is that there is enormously potent magic in elves' blood.
[all gasp angrily]
Or that one either.
As Merkimer's fiancée, I'd like to say a few words.
Dad, you can't just cage him. Elves are jolly by nature.
All I care about is this sweet, precious elf.
I can't hear you! I've got wax in my ears!
[theme music playing]
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