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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mermaids, attack!
and it's charting a course for Mermaid Island.
The head of the Borc admiral!
Or that one either.
The essence is that there is enormously potent magic in elves' blood.
And this one's so poisonous you can't even hold it in a bottle. [chuckles]
the mystical essence of life itself.
There's no conflict here.
[all gasp]
They've spotted us. Defend the barge or risk losing your deposit.
Yes, well, I suppose the life-giving magic may take a while.
[gulps]
[theme music playing]
Did it work?
[grunting]
Bean! No!
Arr, you'll want to put the wax in before you hear me answer.
Now what? Whoa!
Not one mention of your fuzzy muzzles. Climb aboard.
As Merkimer's fiancée, I'd like to say a few words.
Dad, you can't just cage him. Elves are jolly by nature.
Shut your snouts, you dumb pigs, or I'm gonna... Oh, wait.
I'm already smoking and laughing. What more do you want?
[all gasp angrily]
Well, no. I couldn't do it.
I've never heard a song so sweet and delicate.
But before we marry
Bah!
Lucky for you, I'm a patron of the arts.
Anyone not tied down better plug your ears.
All I care about is this sweet, precious elf.
Anything... goes.
I can't hear you! I've got wax in my ears!
Uh... Should we be doing something?
Anyway, enough about every detail of my life.
Just go cut the ropes.
What a gullible idiot.
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