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I can't hear you! I've got wax in my ears!
I've never heard a song so sweet and delicate.
Anything... goes.
Yes, well, I suppose the life-giving magic may take a while.
I'm already smoking and laughing. What more do you want?
Dad, you can't just cage him. Elves are jolly by nature.
Shut your snouts, you dumb pigs, or I'm gonna... Oh, wait.
Arr, you'll want to put the wax in before you hear me answer.
[theme music playing]
But before we marry
[gulps]
Bean! No!
Mermaids, attack!
Or that one either.
What a gullible idiot.
Did it work?
and it's charting a course for Mermaid Island.
Bah!
Just go cut the ropes.
The essence is that there is enormously potent magic in elves' blood.
[all gasp angrily]
Anyway, enough about every detail of my life.
Anyone not tied down better plug your ears.
Now what? Whoa!
All I care about is this sweet, precious elf.
[grunting]
Not one mention of your fuzzy muzzles. Climb aboard.
As Merkimer's fiancée, I'd like to say a few words.
Uh... Should we be doing something?
They've spotted us. Defend the barge or risk losing your deposit.
the mystical essence of life itself.
Lucky for you, I'm a patron of the arts.
There's no conflict here.
Well, no. I couldn't do it.
[all gasp]
The head of the Borc admiral!
And this one's so poisonous you can't even hold it in a bottle. [chuckles]