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Who cares what a cat has to say?
Selfish? Maybe. But cruel?
[throat singing]
Yes!
the rest of your life will seem anticlimactic.
We be sailing now into treacherous waters.
Well, get to it!
And... doink.
You just want your stupid Elixir of Life so you can be immortal and rule forever.
Arms up!
Ah! Uh.
I'm feeling a tad nervous, my tiny friend.
Nope. Still alive, but suffering greatly.
Ugh. Geez. Do it.
we'll grind him to a paste and see if that works better.
Mind if I have a little sip of you juice?
This may be a party barge,
And so is mine, if you live.
[man] Hey!
Whoa!
Uh, while you were talking, the stick broke.
Please stop! There's no place like Elmo. There's no place like Elmo...
You could just marry him
But, ho! Some hair has sprouted in his ear.
Ew. Dad, think out the words before they come out. It's...
I can't bear to watch. I'll be in my cage.
[grunts] Stop talking to me.
[screams]
I'm gonna have to kill him or something.
For now.
No! You're not a murderer, Bean! Well, I mean, you did kill that one guy.
Hey, I'm still naked.