Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And therein lies the catch.

She's just being coy.

Get the fuck out of here! Get the fuck out of the kitchen! Fuck!

Can you not be a cunt for like, 15 seconds?

- Yeah, I have. - Most girls don't know how to suck dick.

they gave me liquid valium.

Yeah, man. Me, too.

of naked, underage girls.

We don't really have much in common anymore.

What do you mean?

he tried to finger me on the dance floor without my permission.

- Oh, my god, mom! Stop! - Christopher McKay.

And then, the night got weird.

'Cause she has a new boyfriend she's head over heels for.

And everything you feel, and wish, and want to forget, it all just sinks.

I don't care. You're not leaving this house until you take a drug test.

I want you to tell me where you were.

I don't know what type of fucked up shit you got going inside your head.

Well, they're too gentle. It's like, they're fucking scared of it.

I don't recommend it. Nor does any legit drug site on the Internet.

I don't want her to come and try to burn my house down.

Where are you headed to?

So what do you want?

The only problem is, it has a few side effects.

- Okay. - Have fun.

Take a seat. You and I are gonna take a little trip to the land of shame, bro.

- But, like, the edges, though. - Maddy, they're fine.

But anyway, back to this bullshit.

is minding their own fuckin' business.

It all depends on who you ask, and to be honest,

You just need to catch a dick and forget about your troubles.

We'll just take a picture of everything. We'll put it back the way we found it.

An allergic reaction or some shit.

Like, right now, in front of... in front of these two?

like your pussy costs a million dollars.

- What do you mean, you went to eat? - What?

- Thing one and thing two. Take it up. - Oh, yo.