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No, I'm not. I'm just trying to get back at my really shitty ex-boyfriend.

To have her find you unconscious...

All right, Gia, let's roll.

Yeah, that's real classy, you fucking whore.

I'm sorry. I know your generation relied on flowers and fathers' permission,

And then when I got to the hospital,

Option 3: Get a non-drug addict friend to piss for you.

She loves cars. Shit, thank you for telling me.

nudes are the currency of love, so stop shaming us.

Option 2: Synthetic urine.

Yeah, fucking right.

Looking back on it,

Yo, you know what they say, right? Fat girls give the best head.

'Cause I'll give you some fucking attention.

- I missed you. - I missed you, too.

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So what the fuck you want?

I don't know, bro. You know my mom is real ocd. A little scratch on the wall,

Put the fucking knife down, okay.

this is basically what you'd see:

- Yeah, that's fine. - Thanks.

even though I think we've grown apart.

for the first time, but not the last.

So, who are you?

that we're gonna smash tonight, bro.

Bitch, this isn't the '80s. You need to catch a dick.

And I don't want to be that old guy that gives you advice,

- Yeah. I'm fine. - Good.

You still gonna be my dealer, Fez?

...you give it air again, give it life again.

I'm just trying to stack my cash, pay off our mortgage.

Yo, we gotta see this shit.

Yo, how 'bout you come and ride on this dick?

Shut the fuck up.

No, she's not. Fact. She's not even that type of girl.

- Mm, what? No. - It's pretty fucked up.

And it was really good. It was like, 80/20.

Dude, that's rue. Oh, my god.

My mother and father spent two days in the hospital,