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Hey, this isn’t where I parked my conference
Mi bello.
Fuck my young blonde tits
Safe word!
It's a three-way call And he knows nothing
That's you guys.
Tomorrow, Mieke!
Why are you yelling at me?
To Europe!
Come here.
This could be the last chance the four of us are together like this.
Oh, yes, very soon. They are building it now.
Bye.
- Congratulations, graduate. - Thanks, baby.
Yes.
Wanker
Wow, I can't believe you came all the way to Europe for a girl.
Get out of the way! Piss off!
That's why I don't like him...
- Let's find Mieke. - Scusate.
They have orange juice ads with lesbians and dildos.
SUMMER NEVER CAME...SUMMER NEVER CAME!!
Miami Vice is number one new show.
They had to catch you eventually, right?
This is Heinrich. He's Mieke's stepbrother.
Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers!
Oh, my God!
3,2,1...
We're perfect for each other. What do you think?
No way!
This is one CRAZY POPE!
Anything else?
I see
All right. Screw it. Let's go.
What?
Oh, brother! Please don't hurt me.
Do you wanna see my list? Do you wanna see my balls?
You just lost to Schalke
- Hey! - Jenny!
Auf wiedersehen, Mieke.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Mi Scusi.
This is a total disaster.
Warszawa? Ni chuja do Warszawy!
- 200. - 200!
I’m talking about crazy European sex
This is Heinrich. He's Mieke's stepbrother.
There is no bathroom, nor is there one nearby.
$1.83 American.
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Scotty doesn't know
Next thing you know, he'll want to arrange a meeting
Next we will view the Sistine Chapel. Follow me, please.
Hey, this isn't where I parked my car!
Though she is really hot.
Hey this isn’t where I parked my car
When does the green fairy get laid? this place is bullshit!
Buongiorno.
Oh here’s a fun fact You lost 2 of 3 to the White Sox
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Usually they wait 15 days to elect a new pope.
So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know
Your wallet! Focus!
Oh, Scott...
I got his office and a raise
Frostfire CS X CBR Is Number One new show
Whoa.
tour guide I've ever had.
What are we gonna do? We need a plan.
The bluesheet never came THE BLUESHEET NEVER CAME!
for a very special little man.
What a fucking loser
Listen, Mieke...
- My name is... - Christoph.
Mikey doesn't know
Goodbye.
The guy in orange is in fact mentally retarded
So you want to impose sharia law
Soccer Hooligans
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Whoo-hoo!
OK, I don't have anything to Germany for a week.
I open my own hotel!
On, on, vandersexxx!
- Berlin? - Berlin!
You're a bad Rastafarian.
But whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge it.
Smile, you two!
DANNY DOESN’T KNOW
Rome.
*
OK, If you'll all follow me, please.
Cum slut
Listen to yourself, all right?
you really like football!
Hey.
Excuse me, miss. What is this?
A whole summer, backpacking around Europe.
Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty?
you're in big, big trouble.
Jah. Berlin!
I was waiting for the dip on OOgy reveal but the dip never came
that they sometimes scream out,no,
Oh, that's me.
dremenco? yes that was my great grandmother's name edith dremenco. dremenco it has a ring to it, and what do you mean was? she passed away. oh. edith dremenco sounds nice. yeah her married name was dremenco.
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That's who you've been writing to all this time?
The parking lot, why not?
and I am programmed to get...
We just get Miami Vice on television.
- He's going to Berlin! - Awesome!
- Yeah... - Maybe. We'll see.
and we could get to know each other better. Perhaps we could...
Si.