Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but this Scott is not responding.

Plus, we're in Europe. Huh?

Hey! This isn’t where I parked my conference?!

all European countries should have a seat at the table.

That’s your cousin, man!

They offer a complimentary drink THE DRINK NEVER CAME

Go on, you French bastards!

Aren't we, boys?

I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities!

Wait. Where's your Leica?

I know a lot of ladies named Jenny, they're all...

He takes another home again

I know. Cecil told me.

It’s Priyanka, a common Indian girls name

- Get it? - She got it.

The draft grades never came

Did you say Fluggegecheimen?

We should try to have sex with every one of 'em.

Hmm. Says here this town has a famous nude beach.

You've really thought a lot about this, haven't you?

Oh, man, that was a wild night.

So, it's just you and me for the entire summer.

- Berlin, here we come! - All right.

Did you say Griffinfluggen?

So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know

We will swim with dolphins, and sip champagne by moonlight.

You made out with your sister!

Fiona says she's out shopping

He sent me a picture, retardo.

and sweep me off my German feet.

I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.

I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.

ON, ON, VANDERCOUCH!!!

What? I thought this was a nude beach.

That's Jan, a man's name...

Is he bigger than me?

If there's time

And where’s Bert? Fuck if I know

I also sleep with men.

I love you! I looove you!

Here's your letter jacket back.

We are a simple Dutch bakery Now put your close back on white boy

Actually, it's an M7.

Jamie, could I borrow your Frommer's?

- Right here. - What? No...

Ready to take off yet?

- What was that? - We do not sell hash brownies.

Look at Doug’s penis!

We are a simple Dutch bakery

The brush pickup never came. The brush pickup never came!

The snow never came!

How is this possible?

What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you.

It's so beautiful.

I'm taking Intro to German, and even I know that.

Oh here’s a fun fact… you lost 2 of 3 to the White Sox

The girls never came. The girls never came!

Mieke. I'm here.

I'll walk, I'll hitchhike,

Thought I was the one with Fiona, but turns out I was, what, 101?

Behind me is the appartamento papale,

I believe this is yours.

That is the bell of San Marco.

Happy Herzlichen.

This song sounds familiar.

Our money, passports, tickets... Everything, gone!

How the hell could this happen?

I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we were here.

I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in... The girls never came! The girls never came!

I don't want this!

The best freakin' team in all the land! Whoo-hoo!

Although I threw in a few things Frommer's didn't know about.

What to do today, talk about NRL, NFL Oh here’s something, you paid $180 to remove a tree snake man

Here's a fun fact. Voltaire contracted syphilis two blocks from here.

Oh, here it is. Bratislava.

It's not gay. I'm a girl.

We're going to see the mighty Knicks Do the frogs in Vegas