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I'll go out on a limb and take that as a compliment.
Either you risk hurting their feelings,
(Phone rings)
In the middle of dressing for the evening,
let's take a moment for this message from Carpet Fresh.
'Hi. It's my in-laws.
I'm afraid so.
Thanks, but I wouldn't like it.
If she saw how you've behaved tonight, she'd be ashamed. I know I am.
- Let's have a look. - I'll model it for you.
Except our surname and strong calves we have nothing in common with him.
It's sharkskin. Look at the way it changes colour when I move my arm.
She Psychic And we decided to call it charming
You're a card player?
Thank you.
For goodness' sake, I'm happily married.
perhaps we should invite Daphne to join us.
Remember when we thought the 1812 Overture was a great piece of music? Were we EVER that young?