Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

just like Albert Einstein.

♪ So I'm going to seek a certain lad ♪

Self-made garment manufacturer.

- One set, Boise. - That's fine.

We got a new sign to go on the door here.

what's the matter? Window's open!

We just assume we're supporting the real leaders.

Cuckoo, cuckoo ♪

- Dickie? Like... - Yes.

What's the catch?

And I don't say a word, zugnish, and I split, you know.

- Dinah! - Can you hold, please?

Got him started, and then you came in and finished him off.

Well, what if they lock themselves in your bathroom

And on the other side, it says, "Sorry we're clothed."

to distract you from impending death?

- you'd tie 'em together like a bunch of... - Uh-huh.

is the same doctor, by the way.

And on the other side, it says, "Sorry we're closed."

Really. It's nice you're here.

Practice, man, practice ♪

- How do I get to Carnegie Hall? ♪ - Still there is ♪

Fabulous things ♪

I am suddenly important enough for redecorating.

But then I heard that you were turning down gigs

If the dude's not holding a sax or a joint,

I really do have to get going.

Good for you, sir.

- The light's not lit up. - It's on the other line.

he hates hospitals.

Now, let's see some tits and ass!

Okay. We are done here.

and then all these women came to see you.

- I don't want to fix you. - Ninety percent of this game

of marrying a Black woman or a white woman.

I-I should get back in there

of "sick comedian," which I think...

♪ Just makes them all expect my hospitality ♪

- I don't know. I... - He's dead. Is he dead?

However, she has to be Jewish by the time you tell your mother.

- If I had your purse, I'd pay. - Wh-What if there's a hell?

A lot of tests but no word yet.

- Please come to the nurses' station. - Excuse me.

Let me check. What was that date again?

I look at a chart. Hmm, good chart.

Farther away. Hoboken, please.

Fifteen years with a Black, Black woman

It's always the pretty ones who try to kill you.

- Cuckoo, cuckoo ♪ - What do you do? ♪

Well, his guy is, but his guy is calling me

- Both sets? - Yep!

that you will never, ever forget

Really? Tony Bennett?

Carnegie Hall, Carnegie Hall ♪

Please be impressed.

till it sinks the fuck in.

and he literally told me he was having a heart attack.

Boise, I gave Bunny, Mitzi and Gloria

Well, Moishe Maisel put a new kind of elastic

Are you kidding me?

If you miss it, it closes.

There's a performance of Haydn's "Trumpet Concerto"

You go, "What was that, man?"

Well, nice to see you.

I love when they talk about me like I'm not here.

I change my tune ♪

Are women more important than God?

Susie, Florenz Ziegfeld's on the phone.

I'd get a discount on a discount.

...but that Lenny Bruce comments, reflects,

- so people could sit. - Sit? Sure, sure.

If only I still had my employee discount,

and it's what the endgame is.

and clean up after you're finished."

♪ How do I get to Carnegie Hall? ♪

And every time, a different one shows up,

Oh, I found a typo.

- Yep. - Mother...

- Thank you. - Oh. Uh,

No opening act gigs.

braved a fucking snowstorm to see you?

You didn't need to let her win.

So, yes, Einstein transformed

superseding a 200-year-old theory of mechanics

- Of course. - Listen.

You'd be terrible to go on the lam with, by the way.