Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you care?

- Here. - That's it?

Good evening, Mr. Bruce. Rough weather out there.

Do you need me to call a hairdresser or a priest?

I just found another. Who has a pen?

How you doing? You okay?

What do you think?

Well, it-it was just a first draft,

if you already know Ingrid Bergman isn't ending up

Hey, Dinah, stir the sauce.

♪ For Mama, make him rich as a king ♪

don't want this man to die.

And I don't know if you've ever had a tragedy like that.

Goddamn Boise. Mitzi, never mind. She's back.

I've named it "I Once Was a Man."

- I have, too. - I am the favor.

Well, first we thought it was anarchists,

We had a plumber that was from Turkey.

I'm gonna get some ice cream. Who wants ice cream?

Moishe is out of the woods.

- It's also prettier. - Yep.

- That's not the Bible. - But he killed his father.

for saying "fuck" at a strip club,

Dallas, Sunshine, Bubbles, go!

It's not Isobel, Dody.

James, you want to fill in for Midge down at the Wolford?

My ex-father-in-law. He is awake.

so I-I just blurted shit out, and I think I kind of

Respectful distance, I'd like to say.

They may never speak to me again.

- who pats people's arms. - Calm down, Arch.

And with the men out of commission,

out the window as he walked to work in the morning

Some guy says he works for Tony Bennett, and he wants

- What? - Just come get it. I have to pick up the other phone.

Monster? Why you say, "Monster"?

to go through all that trouble for?

You know, uh, working Carnegie Hall is like, uh...

reads a book, takes a bath.

So what you got dumped by Baldwin?

My shoes, my feet. It's cold.

So, what does this mean?

We're so sorry, Shirley.

insert the suppositories.

Good... good placement. And, uh...

You mean you didn't alter the atmosphere,

- Oh. Is the electric company there? - No.

Yeah, that is not a sentence you just yell out in public, Maggie.

- before you can ask any questions. - Bagel.

You'll be able to beat up all the other managers.

but Moishe Maisel let your testicles breathe.

You might want to give it a second thought.

But it's a... I had a lot of fantasies with it, you know.

I distinctly heard a death rattle.

Moishe wants an obituary in The New York Times,

- You wrote my obituary? - No.

can get an obituary in The New York Times,

That's the one.

♪ How do I get to Carnegie Hall? ♪

Phone call for Dr. O'Connell.

The guy in the Bible that killed his father.

- Oh, no. I need more. - I don't have more.

That's a mitzvah.

with Humphrey Bogart?

The electric company can come out next Tuesday at 10:00.

- because Tony Bennett told him to, so... - Susie.

Practice on the Steinway ♪

This... this sold-out run at the Copa?

What do you got, Maggie?

- The Jews, the Jews, the Jews! - Hold on. What?