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I HAVEN'T SEEN MY UNCLE IN TEN YEARS.
AND IT TOOK ME 25 MORE YEARS TO GET FROM COLORED TO NEGRO,
WHAT FOR? HE CAN LEARN ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER.
YES? LOOK, EVERYBODY KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE.
BUT JUST BECAUSE I'M GRATEFUL DOESN'T MEAN I GOTTA LIKE HIM.
MOST OF MY FAMILY NEVER EVEN GOT THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL.
♪ TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ♪
AND ZIPPITY-DO-DAH.
RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR.
- NAH. - AIN'T NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR IT.
LIONEL, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO HAVE THIS LADY AS YOUR MOTHER.
THAT'S JEFFERSON WITH TWO F's. AND LIONEL WITH TWO L's.
IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DAY, GEORGE. A LONG DAY.
TILL THIS ONE BIG DUDE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID...
OH, IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME.
IT'S JUST A FEW LOUSY BUCKS AND A SIGNATURE. WHO'S GONNA KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?
ONLY WHEN IT FITS. DO YOU KNOW WHO UNCLE TOM REALLY WAS?
AND? AND CONSIDERING YOUR GOOD RECORD,
YEAH, YOU SHOW HIM.
LIONEL! HEY, MAN, GET OFF...
MY UNCLE WAS WORKING IN THE FIELDS WHEN HE WAS TEN YEARS OLD.
WELL, I JUST GAVE HIM HALF OF IT.
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY "SIR" TO MY DOORMAN JUST BECAUSE HE'S A HONKY.
AND THAT'S GO BACK DOWN TO THE DEAN'S OFFICE AND APOLOGIZE FOR THAT GESTURE.
OF COURSE WE DO. THIS IS A 65-PIECE SERVICE FOR EIGHT. IT'S GOT EVERYTHING.