Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ♪♪
HEY, HEY, HEY. Y'ALL FIGHTING SO EARLY? - 00.
HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS? YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE NO PUERTO RICAN.
WHERE'S LOUISE? I'D LIKE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO HER BEFORE I GO.
AFTER YOU, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR. "SIR"?
I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY. I JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL.
SOMEHOW I FELT I DID THAT THE MOMENT I WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR.
HE WAS GONNA SEE TO IT I GET SUSPENDED.
WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST TAKE IT EASY AND TALK THIS OUT?
THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WHAT YOU DON'T REALIZE, IN MY TIME,
ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH, I'M OKAY.
I'M NOT GOING DOWN THERE AND APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO AND PAY FOR IT.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? MOM, I'M OKAY.
LIONEL, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A BLANK CHECK TO PAY FOR YOUR PART OF THE DAMAGES.
HE TALKS LIKE ONE OF THEM UPPITY HONKIES, ALL PROPER AND SADITTY.
SO AFTER YOU CLEAN IT, PUT IT AWAY REAL CAREFUL.
OH, IT'S LOVELY.
LOOK,
HE WASN'T A SLAVE. HE WAS A BUTLER.
IT WAS A TRIP. IT WAS UNREAL.
POP, IT'S AN HONOR. IT MEANS I'VE BEEN GETTING GOOD GRADES.
LIONEL!
SEVEN, EIGHT... AHH!
BUT ALL I COULD THINK OF AT THE TIME WAS "KEMOSABE."
AS LONG AS MY UNCLE IS HERE,
HE WAS SO GOOD AT IT, HE DON'T EVEN SOUND LIKE A COUNTRY BOY FROM THE BOTTOM NO MORE.
GET OUT OF HERE. OW!
IT'S A PITY WE CAN'T BOTTLE YOUR FEET AND SELL THEM.
OF COURSE IF I'M NOT WELCOME...