Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JUST LISTEN TO YOURSELF. "MR. MARTIN THIS," "MR. MARTIN THAT,"
AND WHERE HAS YOUR UNCLE LOCKED HIMSELF?
HOW COME WHEN I DO WHAT YOU JUST DID, YOU CALL IT "TOMMIN',"
NOW, IF I MAY MAKE A SUGGESTION... YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
GREAT, WEEZY. YOU DONE GREAT.
THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX,
IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR US OLD UNCLE TOMS,
THAT WAS A STUPID THING FOR LIONEL TO DO.
WHO WAS HE THEN, SUPERFLY IN DISGUISE?
THE JEFFERSONS WAS RECORDED ON TAPE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE.
THANK YOU. IS HE A BLOOD RELATIVE OR WAS HE ADOPTED?
THAT'S NICE, BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANCIENT HISTORY RIGHT NOW.
AREN'T YOU GRATEFUL FOR THAT? SURE I AM.
SURE. HE WAS THAT DUMB NIGGA WHO USED TO THANK SIMON LEGREE FOR WHIPPIN' HIM.
LITTLE BLACK SAMBO AND BLACK BEAUTY.
I GUESS I'LL TAKE THESE BAGS BACK TO MY ROOM.
WERE YOU WITH THAT, LOUISE? MY SON IS GONNA BE ON THE DEAN'S LIST.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, LIONEL, BECAUSE YOU HAD IT TOO EASY.
IT'S BEEN A LONG, TIRING TRIP.
♪ AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY ♪
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET MY UNCLE.
♪♪
HOW CAN YOU GET THROWN OUT OF COLLEGE JUST FOR RAISING YOUR HAND TO THE DEAN?
UNCLE WARD, THIS IS MY MOTHER-IN-LAW, MRS. JEFFERSON.
♪ FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN ♪
WHAT IS IT, MOM? YOU'RE NOT GETTING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL.
THAT'S A THRILL.
DID IT WORK? OH, THANK YOU, MR. JEFFERSON.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
OH, DON'T BE SILLY. YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME.
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. MOM'S UNCLE TOM.
AND SIGN A STATEMENT OF REGRET.