Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I WILL. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
I'LL WAIT FOR HER. DO YOU MIND IF I SERVE MYSELF A CUP OF COFFEE?
RELAX.
OKAY. YES, SIR. GOOD-BYE.
OUR PEOPLE THAT HAS BEEN ACCEPTED AS TRUTH.
NOTHING. THERE WAS THIS FIGHT IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA.
"YES, SIR," "NO, SIR," "THREE BAGS FULL, SIR."
THAT'S THE GOOD PART ABOUT BEING THE BOSS.
AND A DARNED GOOD ONE.
YES. HE'S LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS BEDROOM.
A MIDGET AND A HORSE.
MOTHER JEFFERSON.
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MEANING WHAT? MEANING, YOU CAN KISS YOUR TROUBLES GOOD-BYE.
YOU'RE BETTER THAN ALL THE WONDER DRUGS.
BUT WHAT'S ALL THAT GOT TO DO WITH YOU GETTING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL?
AND I CAN TAKE A COFFEE BREAK ANYTIME I FEEL LIKE IT.
MR. MARTIN, THE MAN I USED TO WORK FOR, GAVE ME FULL USE OF THE FAMILY LIBRARY.
WE ALL KNOW THE REASON WHY. 'CAUSE YOU BLACK.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TODAY, MOTHER JEFFERSON?
AND I GOT PICKED UP AND HAULED OFF WITH EVERYBODY ELSE TO THE DEAN'S OFFICE.
THAT'S THE TROUBLE AREA.
HE SHOULD SIGN AN APOLOGY FOR SOMETHING HE DIDN'T DO.
LIONEL! LIONEL, COME OUT HERE QUICK!
AND I LEARNED ALL ABOUT BRER RABBIT, UNCLE REMUS...
DON'T BE SORRY. IF THE SHOE FITS, LET HIM SHINE IT.
I'VE BEEN BUTTERIN' THAT HONKY UP FOR SIX MONTHS, BUT IT'S ALL WORTH IT...
IN REAL LIFE, UNCLE TOM WAS A SLAVE NAMED JOSIAH HENSON...
OH, I WOULDN'T WANT LOUISE TO PUT HERSELF OUT FOR ME.
WHY NOT? I'VE LIED ABOUT MINE LOTS OF TIMES.
WELL, AFTER YOU TOLD THEM YOUR STORY... HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.
WOULDN'T HAVE NO TROUBLE GETTING OIL OUT OF THEM ARABS.