Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My God, we are throwing the most depressing baby shower!

Like regular coffee. Tequila!

I wake up, the stripper's gone, and the ring is gone!

All right. This is great.

I believe it was, "The stripper stole the ring."

And those leather pants she's always wanted!

-A carton of cigarettes! -She doesn't smoke.

You get behind the desk.

Where might one get one of those?

Have fun planning your mellow party.

Anybody call for security?

Just fine. You'll see him in a bit.

Just planning my bachelor party with my best man.

If any of my friends ever get married or have a birthday or a Tuesday...