Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And here they are, the one and only carol-singing Cratchits.

- I have none to give. - None?

But things the way they are

Go and fetch your things.

To Christmas, my dear.

I like that one.

You know, Scrooge, there are few things more nauseating to see

Oh, you're both frozen.

[SINGING] Won't it be exciting if it snows?

And these, Bob Cratchit, are for you and your good lady.

What is it you wish?

Hark the herald angels sing Glory to...

I wish I had him here.

And if I had a cannon I would fire it

Especially mine Which is just as it should be

JOY: The stuffing's ready, father.

- I must have a cricket bat. - Ha, ha.

MAN 1: Uh, good evening. MAN 2: Good evening, sir.

Oh, look, there's that lovable Father Christmas again.

Uh, Mr. Scrooge.

I like life here and now

- What's that? - Here's two sovereigns.

Duplicity, deceit and subterfuge

more nauseating than a Merry Christmas,

Thank you very much

[MERCHANT SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

And if I had a bugle I would blow it

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Newly returned from their triumphant musical tour.

Do you remember these children?

She died a woman and I believe had children.

SCROOGE [SINGING]: Fools who have no money spend it

Remember, Scrooge; time is short

that he might have shared with you, and...

Nonsense, man. Why?

But his money paid for the goose, my dear.

What delights they hide

any more than you will ever be rid of yours.

I see that all too clearly.

Then I have 1,859 brothers.

Feeding on their fellow men Reaping rich rewards

Yet, how many of my brothers have you rejected

Then let us go and see.

To add a sort of final victory touch

- The minister's cat is an old cat - Yes.

I'm not in hell at all.

for the poor and the destitute.

Why doesn't she wave back?

Now, where are the other presents?

May I say in all humility

Go on, run. Run, run.

You miss our point, sir.

I can't see, I can't see.

This lady here.

Meet me there in ten minutes.

[SINGING] If you distrust Father Christmas

- You were someone else then. - I was a boy.

- December the 25th - Correct

In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marley.

However, I will allow you an extra week's credit.

- What business brings you here? - Your welfare.

It isn't every day Good fortune comes me way

But she had a large heart.

It was for pity's sake I came here.

What a world of wonder This world can be

You don't believe in me, do you?

Oh, I do like that dolly in the corner.

I have labored unceasingly all my life.

of the causes of human misery.

I've never heard such a lot of self-pitying drivel.

That's the nicest thing That anyone's ever done for me

Get out of here.

Where are we going?

That means today.

These are but shadows of the things that have been.

Are we happy? Yes, we are

- Too late, you're out. - Oh, no.

I'll have that.

Father is so much kinder than he used to be.

They don't know what they're missing. Now you try that, my love.

Merry Christmas.

Situations like this Are of interest to me

I like drinking the drink I'm drinking

It's a shame he's a villain

[SCROOGE HUMMING]

You have found another love to replace me.

Generous spirit? You?

Leave your door undone He'll go in your house

On this beautiful winter's morning

SCROOGE: Look, I was rather good at it but I... But I didn't...

And those of us what has been in debt to Mr. S over all these years

I like songs, I like dance

the like of which none of us has ever seen before.

Be happy in the life you have chosen.

These are for you.

No, let me. Let me, let me.

- And a happy Christmas to you. BISSETT: Happy Christmas to you, sir.

[YELLS THEN GRUNTS]

[CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]

Is it too bright for you?

BOTH: Fifteen shillings?