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I wish I had him here.

It's a shame he's a villain

[SINGING] If you distrust Father Christmas

Meet me there in ten minutes.

- Too late, you're out. - Oh, no.

This lady here.

- I have none to give. - None?

Are we happy? Yes, we are

Feeding on their fellow men Reaping rich rewards

I have labored unceasingly all my life.

You have found another love to replace me.

[SINGING] Won't it be exciting if it snows?

To add a sort of final victory touch

that he might have shared with you, and...

I can't see, I can't see.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

She died a woman and I believe had children.

But his money paid for the goose, my dear.

Nonsense, man. Why?

What is it you wish?

To Christmas, my dear.

And if I had a bugle I would blow it

Oh, look, there's that lovable Father Christmas again.

the like of which none of us has ever seen before.

Merry Christmas.

BOTH: Fifteen shillings?

Oh, you're both frozen.

Thank you very much

Now, where are the other presents?

Why doesn't she wave back?

On this beautiful winter's morning

Especially mine Which is just as it should be

for the poor and the destitute.

These are for you.

You miss our point, sir.

Remember, Scrooge; time is short

Do you remember these children?

Duplicity, deceit and subterfuge

It isn't every day Good fortune comes me way

And those of us what has been in debt to Mr. S over all these years

[SCROOGE HUMMING]

That means today.

It was for pity's sake I came here.

And if I had a cannon I would fire it

They don't know what they're missing. Now you try that, my love.

I'll have that.

Situations like this Are of interest to me

But things the way they are

Then let us go and see.

any more than you will ever be rid of yours.

- What's that? - Here's two sovereigns.

[CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]

MAN 1: Uh, good evening. MAN 2: Good evening, sir.

- You were someone else then. - I was a boy.

I've never heard such a lot of self-pitying drivel.

Get out of here.

But she had a large heart.

- And a happy Christmas to you. BISSETT: Happy Christmas to you, sir.

And here they are, the one and only carol-singing Cratchits.

of the causes of human misery.

These are but shadows of the things that have been.

more nauseating than a Merry Christmas,

Is it too bright for you?

[MERCHANT SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

I'm not in hell at all.

Go and fetch your things.

You know, Scrooge, there are few things more nauseating to see

Then I have 1,859 brothers.

- What business brings you here? - Your welfare.

Yet, how many of my brothers have you rejected

I like life here and now

I see that all too clearly.

SCROOGE [SINGING]: Fools who have no money spend it

Leave your door undone He'll go in your house

Newly returned from their triumphant musical tour.

Generous spirit? You?

JOY: The stuffing's ready, father.

In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marley.

That's the nicest thing That anyone's ever done for me

Be happy in the life you have chosen.

Father is so much kinder than he used to be.

What a world of wonder This world can be

You don't believe in me, do you?

- December the 25th - Correct

[YELLS THEN GRUNTS]

Go on, run. Run, run.

I like that one.

No, let me. Let me, let me.

However, I will allow you an extra week's credit.

SCROOGE: Look, I was rather good at it but I... But I didn't...

Oh, I do like that dolly in the corner.

May I say in all humility

Where are we going?

Uh, Mr. Scrooge.

What delights they hide

- The minister's cat is an old cat - Yes.

I like drinking the drink I'm drinking

And these, Bob Cratchit, are for you and your good lady.

Hark the herald angels sing Glory to...

- I must have a cricket bat. - Ha, ha.

I like songs, I like dance