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You don't even know how to live.
I can bear it no more.
There's a charming new game called The Minister's Cat.
Because you earned it, my love.
Here are some sovereigns and you can keep the change.
We have one more call to make.
For a moment I was afraid that something had occurred
I feel as if they're polishing The sun for me
1860.
The future looks all right
And yet you don't think me ill used when I pay a day's wages for no work.
It needs to be Christmas, Bob,
Be holding that turkey and I'll give you a half a crown.
They astound you I can tell
- He's a rascal - He's a bandit
Glory to the newborn king
Couldn't I take them all at once, and get it over with, Jacob?
I like songs, I like dance
Boo. Kathy, my dear.
[GRUMBLES]
You, my only hope
- It's... - Diabolical.
- Father Christmas - Father Christmas
No, no. Please, I beg you.
SCROOGE: Mm.
And some of these.
Oh, Merry Christmas to you, my dear nephew.
And a living legend throughout the length and breadth of Camden Town.
It's a crime
Another word from you, Cratchit,
I despise and abominate people
Long life to him and to us all.
and we'll have her back on her regal feet in no time.
Well, how many of them are there?
- He's a miser - He's a skinflint
[CHEERING]
Oh, me?
and the magnificence of his Christmas celebrations
- Merciful. - The minister's cat is a... Uh...
Thank you very, very much, Mr. Scrooge.
[LAUGHS]
- Yes, that's the one. - It's still there.
Yes, that's what you are.
Run, run.
Happiness is a clear sky
We choose this time, sir,
It's a lot of...
And you will dismiss the recollection of it gladly as an unprofitable dream
Nice young fellow. Very attached to me he was.
Thinking who'll have the privilege To dine me
Would be here
That a Merry Christmas Can bring to you
[GASPING]
Be gone from here and take your infernal Merry Christmas with you.
You keep Christmas in your way and let me keep it in mine.
We finally made a Merry Christmas, didn't we?
That giant.
Oh, and uncle, happy New Year.
Go and wake up the butcher and tell him to open his shop.
Office?
He's the meanest man In the whole wide world
You are a philosopher, *and* a gentleman.
I will take the time I have left to live
Yes. Uh, no.
Thank you very much
The night is waning fast and I know that time is precious to me.
But as I know your purpose is to do me good,
Why, Christmas day, of course.
Help, help!
And so say all of us
that was hanging up in the window?
Fifteen shillings a week at three pence an hour.
For pity's sake, Marley. Leave me in peace.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Now look upon me.
In the whole wide world You can feel it
Ha, ha. Good boy. And why not one in particular?
The dearest day in all the year
You see, they get furious when they lose. It's lovely.
I like pouring the wine and why not?
I'll be there. Oh, you are a pretty girl.
ALL: December the 25th - Correct
HARRY: Then I know in my heart that I am truly a man of goodwill.
What happened is perfectly simple, Pringle.
[ALL CLAPPING]
If my wish could come true somehow
[CHUCKLES]
Begin.
- Today? - Today.
is one of the culinary miracles of our day.
Have we the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge or Mr. Marley?
Yes, begin again.
- I am dead, aren't I? - As a coffin nail.
Watch out for the rats. They nibble things.
I never thought The future would be fun for me
You, you were spring
KEN: The minister's cat is a lonely cat