Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Merry, say merry.

I am the spirit whose coming was foretold to you.

I did love her, you know.

Mine is to collect 2 pounds, 5 shillings now.

I am the Spirit of Christmas Present.

is hardly conducive to my welfare.

or the goose inside the stuffing.

They love me and I never knew.

But since the ultimate intention is to put them both inside ourselves,

- December the 25th - Correct.

and decrease the surplus population.

I can see him, he can see me

A few of us are endeavoring to raise a fund

He's out, he's out.

He's out, next M. Come on, M, M, M.

And since I left my cannon at home

To be woken by a ghost at 1:00 in the morning

Because I like life

Must go and get ready.

And now I'll never be rid of it

And I'm sure that I do mean that.

That's something there's no shortage of.

Contaminating everything they see

Uncle Ebenezer, I cannot tell you what a joy it is

And only tuppence a pint.

Chances are we shall get up And prance

Because I'm here to say We should all send Father Christmas

[SCREAMING NEARBY]

And if life were a woman She would be my wife

I'll take it home.

I must admit, I found it hard to believe you'd be as horrible

Christmas day's a wonder to behold

I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.

GRAHAM: The minister's cat is a languid cat

If I can wish a Merry Christmas to him,

I feel as if a losing war

What a marvelous man.

when I ask you to drink to the good health

The dearest day in all the year

As though you hadn't got enough problems,

The first at 1, the second at 2.

And the third when the bell tolls 3.

That's the nicest thing That anyone's ever done for me

- Ten days? - One week.

If you lift your eyes There's a big surprise

You are a philosopher,

BOTH: Oh, thank you, Mr. Scrooge.

If my wish could come true somehow

I could do with another of them drinks.

FEZZIWIG: Hi-de-ho.

We're to be together all Christmas long.

I believe that story we've been told

I knew there was something.

No! I beseech you!

If you weigh me by gain, I weigh very little.

I'll make life a perpetual spree

And if I had a cannon I would fire it

Sorry, Mr. Scrooge.

The marriage of roast goose and sage and onion stuffing à la Cratchit

BOYS [SINGING]: Father Christmas, Father Christmas

JOHN: It's Papa. - Where is he?

of the two gentlemen whose industry and generosity

Don't be so dismal, Uncle Ebenezer.

I know that tune. I used to sing it when I was a lad.

Don't worry about your goose, Mrs. Cratchit.

TOM: We are all overjoyed... - He owes me 6 pounds.

You will be to him, so to speak, what Bob Cratchit was to you.

My dear Tom, it's very simple.

- You don't look like a ghost. - Thank you.

[IN SQUEAKY VOICE] Oh, what a pity. What a pity.

You agreed to give me a few more days, I just need...

Come over here, you weird little man.

Young ones' dreams come true

- If it's convenient, sir. - No, sir.

And enjoy the beauty

That's my weakness. I'm a martyr to my own generosity.

- What is it? - Ugh, nothing, nothing.

Christmas hopes and joys

Scrooge, you're an even bigger fool than I took you for.

And is given by other ministers than I to other kinds of men than you.

[DOG BARKING NEARBY]

You don't know the meaning of the phrase.

You are always welcome, uncle.

Oh, and, uh, Merry Christmas, Mr. Scrooge.

HARRY: You see, I look at it this way:

You with five children, Bob. Five for a shilling.

Sing a Christmas carol Like the children do

No, which I feel sure will be good news for them.

Because I like life