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Make my boy your bitch.
It's fucking hot out here.
Get him, Val, get him.
I answer to a much higher authority.
Isabelle, stop crying and talk!
What am I doing here?
I've taken the liberty of drawing up this power of attorney.
Yes.
He'll be my bitch.
OK, tell me she gave you a sponge bath.
- There's no one else but you. - Well, what about the state?
They're nice.
- She's my new friend. - About time you got a friend.
OK, when a customer calls into the computer database,
What the fuck are you doing here?
You know, I used to think that it was because he wanted Peter and me to reconcile,
Go get a job you'd be proud of. We'll see who laughs last.
Hey, watch this right here. Your mother's smooth as butter.
Well, maybe you should call child protective services.
and do something else stupid. Get it?
Thank you.
We're not having sex, Mrs. Botwin.
The Lord wants me to sell pot, Mrs. Botwin.
You have a week to live.
No, this means I have to sell the Majestic house,