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- He or she types in a client ID number. - It's not working.
Oh, and your boobs are fine. Benign.
I'm gonna have him killed.
- She's gonna make a lot of money for us. - We know nothing about her
- You'll go to jail for accepting a bribe. - Shit.
I'm failing my children.
You loved that hat. Yeah, you did.
The computer says your membership's been revoked.
I have boys, too. Two boys. Dead father.
No, hold up. OK, no, this little fucker steals our shit,
- Straight commission. - Fine.
Fine, you're in.
who's been sucking your dick.
Thank you very much.
Little shit. All right, look, I got you this.
Why are you such a cunt?
Latte, cookies, name it.
I'm gonna think of something else for you to do.
Were you trying to impress her?
OK, let's make this quick.
- Look at that. - 90 fucking percent of the vote, baby.
Just a little while. Share the love?