Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People are gonna see us dancing together and kissing.

I was a jerk, and I'm sorry.

-Like "We Are The World." -Yes, but for lesbians.

[audience applauds]

Like building a house for Habitat for Humanity.

Let your parents see who you are before it's too late.

-I know what you're doing. -[chuckles]

And Fosse, who is a real ballbuster, is putting her through her paces

♪ Now that the prom is back ♪

♪ And better fashion ♪

You don't have to attend if you don't want to.

♪ Is simply love ♪

I'm asking you and your friends to back off for a few days.

-Okay? Yeah? -Okay.

Well, maybe it was.

No, no, no! This is-- This is what I was afraid of.

-Let's see what's trending. -[Barry] Recycling's good.

♪ When you're lost It always helps recalling ♪

-You're going to build a prom. -[all chuckling]

I wanna be the cockeyed optimist here

I can't even wrap my head around this. It's a nightmare. Oh, my God!

Okay? Will you give me a ride in your pickup truck?

Fifteen years, he didn't have any money.

"Because the court said 500 yards." You could tell she was scared.

but if we got to know each other, we could bridge it, right?

[Alyssa and Emma] ♪ Build it now ♪

♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪

Well, we want prom to go on, obviously.

[chuckles softly] You make it sound so beautiful.

-That must've been awful. -It was.

-[crying] Okay. Okay. -Okay.

and we put on a prom with our own bare hands.

This is already the worst night of my life.

♪ Day by day ♪

No, the state's attorney wants us to hold an inclusive prom.

-So, it's nice to see Emma smile again. -Yes.

And now this…

Oh, come on. You guys don't even feel, like, slightly bad for Emma?

-[Emma] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. -Run! Run!

[feedback whines]

-[gospel music playing] -Then what's this?

trying to look their best for the prom, but they're wasting their time

thank you for helping her…

You see, my passions are fueled by the power of Lady Theater

I'm just not in third grade. See you at practice.

[Angie] Yes. Well…

"Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows."

♪ I just want to hold you ♪

to have a guy look at me the way that he looks at you.

♪ It's time to dance! ♪

♪ And unless I am doing The Miracle Worker ♪

It's a weighty responsibility.

It's supposed to be a celebration of all students--

You want a big audience fast? We gotta use our ace in the hole.

The kids are saying there's gonna be another prom.

But I'm here…

are Broadway musicals and secondary school administration.

to see your own daughter give up her child.

so although it breaks my heart, we have no choice.

Okay, what's going on here? Why is everybody always so mad at me?

I've seen the… sight. [chuckles softly]

-You think you know how? -Yeah!

'cause I played Nellie Forbush in South Pacific.

[whispering] I got this. I know what I'm doing.

[choir] ♪ When wilt thou Save the people? ♪

♪ Will shout, "Bravo," on cue! ♪

Have fun at the normal person's prom.

♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪

-[bell dings] -Hello?

♪ You're not yourself ♪

If I could soliloquize, "If you prick me, do I not bleed?"

♪ Picture a Xanax in your hand ♪

because they don't have the glow that you have right now.

♪ Go on and threaten to riot ♪

"Watching Dee Dee Allen's Eleanor Roosevelt

[car horn honks]

♪ All it takes is you and me ♪

♪ No one could ever dress you down ♪

I typed that into a dating website once, and a little message popped up that said,

Well, that's different.

♪ Your daughter needs you ♪

♪ We livin' life in full Technicolor ♪

-Bad! -[both chuckle]

This is horrible. It really is.

the real reason why we came here to visit you.

♪ Flaunting their love for all to see ♪

♪ There's one rule that trumps them all ♪

I'm from Zelienople, Pennsylvania.

Make a wish, Dee Dee.

Yes. Well, perhaps you should stick to acting instead of activism.

♪ Let's celebrate ♪

She's booked for tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m.

♪ Or a cautionary tale ♪

♪ That love is simply love ♪

No, you have got to stop talking and just listen, okay?

-Oh, you should be our drama teacher! -[girl] Yes, please!

Wait, seriously?

-We gotta get her on TV. -Sheldon is on it. Come on.

♪ Of mine ♪

We are going to the prom.

[chuckling] Got it on the first try.

And I picked up the tab. I paid.

-[Barry exhales] -Where did everybody go?

So, look, I… I've been thinking hard about this.

He didn't have any money.

♪ And that's 'cause you happened ♪

[Dee Dee and Principal Hawkins chuckling]

-Emma! -♪ Emma, for can't you see ♪

We have come to show this community

♪ Join me and we'll start fighting ♪

I'm just a really, really, really good actress. And you…

-Oh, my God. This is so cruel. -I'm gonna cry.

They hated you with a burning passion stoked by centuries of intolerance

♪ It's time to dance! ♪

♪ Or here's your next dilemma ♪

It's all about finding your light.

-[Principal Hawkins] Mmm-hmm. -I expect nothing in return.

♪ Shout it loud ♪

of this cancer of intolerance.

♪ Feelings began to overflow ♪

I can't believe it. It's actually you.

[Sheldon] Okay, just the highlights.

I'm really scared.

♪ My days have little glamour ♪