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It's working!
-Yeah. Like what else? -Hell.
So I have been recently on what I would call a, um…
How should I ascend? With my face or my ass?
Along with getting high.
Can I get your number, so we can finish what we started?
Riley, I could take you home.
-I'm not talking about Jesus. -No, you're eating him!
I totally boned a super hot ghost.
And now I'm stuck in this weird in-between
[chuckles faintly]
I think those are his eyes,
and another small appliance in the bedroom.
Brad. Remember? He did all that magic in freshman homeroom.
Hey, come on, guys. You know the rules.
Fine, be like that.
and I'm pretty sure that's, like, his weak chin.
This doesn't make sense. How could I be dead and still peeing?
-[Gia] So what else can you do? -Not sure.
Until it's resolved, drinks are free.
[chuckles] Crazier than Jesus Crust?
-[chuckles] -Nah. She ghosted me.
They know.
-Are you okay? -Gimme one sec.
Wait, what? Somebody knows about me?
Okay.
[register buzzing]
Okay. Thanks.
[all] Always.
Let's go!
-And I can pee. -And you can pee.