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I worry about that girl sometimes.
Well, actually, it's a pigeon, but I can make it work.
Ready? Watch this.
I sort of feel the same way about Emily.
Yeah, I know. [scoffs]
Do your eyeballs not work, everyone?
With your little card tricks, and your little scarves,
[fast-forwarding]
One, two...
and you get a discount because you work at the grocery store,
I'm sorry. I tried to leave, but then I saw a person and I got scared.
What? Yeah, right.
and you even have that little cup for water.
Okay. Uh, good news.
and then I find out that Bethany was there?
Nothing?
Oh, um, I guess, uh, Patrick and your mother got stabbed...
It's not?
[groans]
and I will exit the box completely uninjured.
[groans] I want you to teach me real magic.
[Miranda] I hope they poop in your jacket!
Emily? Are you serious?
[inhales deeply] So, that's a scale with a word.
I also have some soy sauce packets.
Nicely done. Look at that.
Miranda!
[clears throat]
but I soured on the idea after they rejected me.
You know, I was a bit of an artist myself back in the day.
Emily, I thought you might be hungry, so I made you some snacks.
I am building a new bedroom.
Oh, sweetie. [sighs]
[spits] So I almost ate a banana for nothing?
And some lefts... Like, some other stuff.
[instrumental music playing]
[exhales heavily]
Or super strength.
I like bread, I guess.
Where's the white paint? [gasps]