Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

: What the hell is this?
Put the game away and eat your dinner. It’s, uh, a little finger.
No TiVo, no Roku, no Pronto, no Pixi, no Swidget, no PlayPad, no Migo, no Linkster! Shit.
But I'm also very likable.
Because I'm smart and funny and talented.
You got yourself into this. And you’re going to get us. What? That’s not fair. Fine. But this better work. And we have to stick to the plan. Kids, huh, or, toys? Possessed by kids. To get to the Ali, we’ll have to take the train.
Wha...? You drank the beer?
Rung. Rang?
Yeah Dance-a-Lot, what’s today’s dance? Can you help Joanne and Maureen figure out what today’s dance is?
That's a great idea!
Okay, I got a gum reflavorizor.
You are?
because the Cider Glider is here.
Laser guided system burns follicles at the root.
Five bucks a pop.
Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri. Son of a bitch! Same movie?
We'll be back to let you know in two and two.
Well, how about you suck it instead?
You're just in time to play Pictionary with us, Junior. Okay, Rallo, you draw, and I'll guess. A tree. Does that look like a tree momma?
You put new flavor in your gum with a syringe thing.
And you, sir, are no alan parsons.
Rallo, it's not a "Candy Man", lollipop, or peppermints. Oh, uh, a York Peppermint Patty.
Then what happened? Well Roberta, Frosty the Snowman, knew the sun was hot that day. So he said “Let’s run and we’ll have some fun, now before I melt away!”
It's too obvious.
Well, how come you get to decide?
Oh... My... Lord.
what do you think about this surname:ianconetti? it sounds like ian has confetti conetted to the cables in negative ions.
Nice to meet you, tyra.
You got served.
Well, then, I'm taking my sign.
3 x 7 x 7 x 13 = 1911
You come to gloat about your success?
I'm deep in love.
but I really wanted my family to meet you
Comes with its own "shirt-a-lope."
¶ and even a bear ¶
O, i mean um crap
? In love. ?
? We're not talkin' just the tip in ?
That is exceptional.
A coin slot. Stop playing Pictionary and just eat your dinner!
Holy crap, this thing really works.
? I'm talkin' 'bout balls-deep ?
? I'm talkin' 'bout balls-deep ?
Tell me, my party, what year is it? 2018!
and not a prostitute or a robot.
Stick. A walking stick. Roberta, put the game away and eat your dinner!
You know, I myself used to be doable.
Bars all over the world would buy that.
It's a beer bottle with two necks,
Roberta, the bell has rang.
Maybe. Give me a light.
What's going on? Well Roberta, your brother's class went on a field trip to the apple orchard, and he tattled on Xavier for hitting Mia and taking her apples.
The Brown-Tubbs family are also seen in the audience, with Junior videotaping the song, Rallo pouting, and Roberta tuckered out from watching the performance. All right, is it over? Can we go home now?
Huh, I totally forgot about that.
"Dear Junior, how are you?
I'm building it for the science fair,
and I'm super excited.
¶ done farted on my horse ¶
Another failed launch.
Roberta.
This is still pretty cool!
#happy #grunting #goodmorning #hugs
Ignore that.
Who was nominated this time Roberta? The nominees were Amy Adams in The Master, Sally Field in Lincoln, Anne Hathaway in Les Misérables, Helen Hunt in The Sessions, and Jacki Weaver in Silver Linings Playbook.
Is-is that the only reason you like her, because she's hot?
? Make her south-mouth salivate ?
We forgot to account for wind resistance.