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Then what happened? Well Roberta, Frosty the Snowman, knew the sun was hot that day. So he said “Let’s run and we’ll have some fun, now before I melt away!”
Is-is that the only reason you like her, because she's hot?
This is still pretty cool!
Five bucks a pop.
Comes with its own "shirt-a-lope."
We'll be back to let you know in two and two.
That's a great idea!
Another failed launch.
What's going on? Well Roberta, your brother's class went on a field trip to the apple orchard, and he tattled on Xavier for hitting Mia and taking her apples.
¶ done farted on my horse ¶
? Make her south-mouth salivate ?
You put new flavor in your gum with a syringe thing.
Oh... My... Lord.
? We're not talkin' just the tip in ?
? In love. ?
Rung. Rang?
? I'm talkin' 'bout balls-deep ?
and I'm super excited.
Well, how come you get to decide?
but I really wanted my family to meet you
Stick. A walking stick. Roberta, put the game away and eat your dinner!
Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri. Son of a bitch! Same movie?
It's too obvious.
Wha...? You drank the beer?
A coin slot. Stop playing Pictionary and just eat your dinner!
That is exceptional.
Who was nominated this time Roberta? The nominees were Amy Adams in The Master, Sally Field in Lincoln, Anne Hathaway in Les Misérables, Helen Hunt in The Sessions, and Jacki Weaver in Silver Linings Playbook.
and not a prostitute or a robot.
Yeah Dance-a-Lot, what’s today’s dance? Can you help Joanne and Maureen figure out what today’s dance is?
¶ and even a bear ¶
Roberta, the bell has rang.
You got yourself into this. And you’re going to get us. What? That’s not fair. Fine. But this better work. And we have to stick to the plan. Kids, huh, or, toys? Possessed by kids. To get to the Ali, we’ll have to take the train.
We forgot to account for wind resistance.
I'm deep in love.
Huh, I totally forgot about that.
Put the game away and eat your dinner. It’s, uh, a little finger.
Well, then, I'm taking my sign.
You got served.
It's a beer bottle with two necks,
Because I'm smart and funny and talented.
No TiVo, no Roku, no Pronto, no Pixi, no Swidget, no PlayPad, no Migo, no Linkster! Shit.
You are?
And you, sir, are no alan parsons.
You're just in time to play Pictionary with us, Junior. Okay, Rallo, you draw, and I'll guess. A tree. Does that look like a tree momma?
O, i mean um crap
Roberta.
The Brown-Tubbs family are also seen in the audience, with Junior videotaping the song, Rallo pouting, and Roberta tuckered out from watching the performance. All right, is it over? Can we go home now?
You know, I myself used to be doable.
Maybe. Give me a light.
because the Cider Glider is here.
Holy crap, this thing really works.
: What the hell is this?
Laser guided system burns follicles at the root.
Tell me, my party, what year is it? 2018!
Bars all over the world would buy that.
I'm building it for the science fair,
Nice to meet you, tyra.
"Dear Junior, how are you?
But I'm also very likable.
? I'm talkin' 'bout balls-deep ?
You come to gloat about your success?
Ignore that.
Okay, I got a gum reflavorizor.
#happy #grunting #goodmorning #hugs
Rallo, it's not a "Candy Man", lollipop, or peppermints. Oh, uh, a York Peppermint Patty.
Well, how about you suck it instead?
what do you think about this surname:ianconetti? it sounds like ian has confetti conetted to the cables in negative ions.
3 x 7 x 7 x 13 = 1911