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You're drawing, uh, candy mitten. The Candy Man.
But that's no excuse for tardiness.
Hey, I went to a diet doctor, and in just two months I lost $300. What?
I'm sorry, mr. Elmore.
Or blocks? Well, I choose either crayons or blocks. Let's see. I will choose... crayons first.
: Kendra, it's alan alda.
Gentlemen, I think we just invented an invention.
I'm ms. Eck, mr. Elmore's replacement,
Ouch Hurt My Foot
Richard Jenkins, The Shape of Water. Oh come on Donna, she's not even gonna announce the winner? Puh-lease.
We're your Dreamgirls. Boys, we'll make you happy. Aw no, not that song!
Idiots! This is a party! Tell me, what year is it? Come on you guys, what year is it?!?!?! Everyone yells out the year.
If you can prove that your life would be just as easy
Hey, we were so poor, I was born at home. After my mother saw me, she went to the hospital.
Slapping Your Face! Ouch!
because I didn't want her to be nervous.
You can see me after class.
Mm, I gotta be honest.
Guess what. Ava DuVernay is directing the Broadway character version of the play Who’s Dying to be a Millionaire. and she made a ben and jerrys! then im not watching her shit
Chillax. It's right here.
:...Tv star alan alda.
Hey, Roberta, that doesn't look like Mickey Mouse. And Rallo, it's not "The Candy Man." It's, uh, Candy Man, lollipop, peppermints...
Oh, Junior, what have you done?
I wish we could invent something else.
You know how when I go in the ball pit
We could change the name.
¶ it's true love we share ¶
Down there, like I am,
#seven #four #six #seven
No. A little.
Running here and there, and around the square, saying “Catch me if you can.” He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop.
Deal?
¶ fart, fart, farta, da-da, fart, fart, fart ¶
If you have a problem with your grade,
I knew that. Thanks, brah.
I'm starting to feel like whoever's in charge
Why did you do that, junior?
Isn't she great?
"Miss you bunches.
You know, cleveland,
to prove you were real--
Rallo, scoot over next to Cleveland. Is everybody stood still? Okay, let’s see. Justina Machado, Rita Moreno, Todd Grinnell, and... who are you wearing Rallo?
Yay!
¶ where everyone will know ¶
Yes, your sister is now asleep after having fun listening to Whitney, so let's go. Whitney exits the stage and then the family goes home.
This ain't the microwave.
Francine is sure gonna lose her shit when she sees her. Oh my God. Francine, are you up?
It's because... I'm in love.
Give us a big loud roar. There's no time for this!
he heard him holler... “Stop!”
Hey! The little problems in life drive me crazy. Like, what do you send to a sick florist? Huh? Huh?
It was you Rallo! Well, I have one wish left. I was going to wish for rollerblades, but now I'll wish for Christmas like it used to be, one day a year.
You'll have lots of friends.
It's time to say good-bye
Ouch Cut My Finger
¶ my happy mustached face ¶
Yay! Crayons first! Oh boy Cleveland, that makes me so happy! We're gonna play with crayons! Everybody get your crayons! Crayons? Cleveland wants to play with crayons first? Oh no.
"Alaska is very cold.
Your breasts together like a seal?
Um, a hand? Oh, a mitten grabbing a piece of candy. A candy mitten. Guys, it's not got your hand on the lollipop or a candy mitten.
I got a postcard from Tyra!
¶ and so I found a place ¶
And that's why I'm dressed this way.