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on my file, and I read some stuff
- Yeah, that's how houses work.
[gunshots] Ugh, I hate Zoom.
- Co-Z Boi was just a better fit.
How am I the grown-up in my world?
that I cherish but experience the things
I did three tours in Iraq. - Oh.
- Ah!
* I don't care if you like me *
- It rarely goes that direction.
- Oh, I can't go.
- Hey, buddy. You're gonna be a big brother.
* Gray-bies having babies *
Can I run in heels? And what about thrusting?
* Why don't we bend *
- Ugh, who would even want that?
[quirky music]
- I wonder if the tour would go by that Dirty Fox Waterpark.
No promoter, no venues lined up, no bus.
- Huh.
* Now head up the aisles *
You are...
* 'Cause that's 1 more than 2gether *
- * L-l-l-l-lap pool, f-f-f-f-fobs *
Why? Because I'm the glue.
- I'm 40.
* Till they got themselves a two-bedroom apartment *
- Really? - Really.
- Are you scared of bags? - No.
- How'd this happen?
- * We took the long way here *
Hey, I'm chaperoning a dance on Thursday.
[bright music]
but her backup is SUNY Steez Castle, so...
- Let it go, Gloria.
I can't take this on. I'm dealing with a lot!
even though he owns zero planes and a mug that says,
Come on. - Give it up for Collab!
Is that gonna be what a tour is like?
- Whoo!
is not good for the kids.
I never got to so I'll know that she's the right one.
so she goes and gets drunk one night,
* Gonna be famous 5eva *
- Bonnaroo, Coachella, Tallahassee Fest with Lady A--
[bright music]