Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So the thing about Vicki is, she was a bit naive …
- What made you think you'd pull it off? - At least he has balls, Jimmy.
Do you agree?
I need for you to answer one question, and then you're able to go back home.
Well, now, I run the Hustler go-go clubs.
… or Ho Hos or Pringles or something?
I'd rather have a man who stands up for what he believes in.
- … if you lose. - Okay!
She ain't crooking me.
Then all your buddies are coming here every night drinking for free.
You don't want to quit me. I'm your dream client.
I won't do it again. I can't.
… is that nobody could reasonably think these statements were true?
- Hey, ladies. - Larry!
Hustler puts him and his mother together …
I got sent to an orphanage full of good, Christian nuns, who shoved my face …
And you should care about it too.
Trouble is, I have a sneaking suspicion that you're not of age.
Larry, Larry, you can't do that! I mean, he's our vice president!
Didn't I fire you?
- She's got a dick. - She taped this on.
Good, hardworking news vendors are being threatened.
They'll put you on the stand, and your testimony …
- Hello? - Wake up.
So as a condition of his bond, he cannot leave the state of California.
You think I wanted God tapping me on the shoulder? I didn't want that.
… or just take a picture of a woman's naked body …
Ilanis, I'll be by in about an hour, and I'll bring the Ping-Pong balls.
And did you follow their advice on how to make a perfect martini?
The pervert is back
- Okay. - Okay.
Hey!
You think just because it's your birthday that you can be a bitch?
Mr. Flynt, I gotta ask you one time.
- Sorry I made a mess. - It's okay.
One of the most cherished ideas that we hold in this country …
No man comes to the Father …
This guy's got a good camera sense. Watch him clear camera.
Decent people are being corrupted.
Somebody want to translate that for me?
Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the court.
- Who are you? - Alan Isaacman. I'm your lawyer.
I am the publisher of the most tasteless, sleaziest …
I'm not in pain now, so I don't want it. Why would I want it?
- She's a little bit before my time. - Arlo!
… you are sentenced to 15 months in a federal psychiatric prison.
… and we'll get a cash-ectomy from the lawyer on the way out.
I'm not gonna overdose. I'm in pain.
Yes, I'll get you bananas
Hey, Althea, you—
And keep in mind, we welcome Christians in here too. Thank you.
You don't think that some people, Reverend Falwell …
- … so help you God? - No.
Sir, take that helmet off.
The Lion. And they're all gang-banging her.
Look at that.
I mean, sick-sick.
A.k.a. Jesus H. Flynt, Esquire.
You know, Isaacman says there's no way this is gonna hold up.
… and ideas and your leadership of the Moral Majority.
I bought this in a neighbourhood grocery store …
Nora?
Yeah, church.
I apologise. I know I'm not supposed to joke, but that's sort of the point.
Although Jesus told us not to judge, I know you will. So judge sanely.
An aversion to organised religion.
How do you feel about that?
Nora?
Twenty-five years?
Good Housekeeping? That's …
I have been giving you my best since back when people were laughing at you.
Your Honour …
I'll give you a ride.
Listen, I know the timing is lousy …
He claims he has naked pictures of Jackie O.
This is Jerry Falwell in his home state.
Now, what we're gonna do here is …
This is gonna be the most expensive case you've ever had …
I'm so sorry, Althea.
Are you just trying to sell more magazines, Larry?
Hey, it's me. It's a weird decision.
Sophie.
This court fears that you're seriously mentally ill.
- … never gave the Bengals a chance. - Chips?
- You got calluses on your hands? - You know it.
… and get really sick. And it makes me feel good. Here.
"An Aversion To Organised Religion."