Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't speak for 20 years down the line.

I Think The Real Obscenity Comes From Raising Our Youth To Believe that sex is bad and ugly and dirty.

Okay, I'm the big kahuna here! Do you have a problem with that?

But our right to decide for ourselves cannot be restricted.

You look different. I don't know. Did you change your hair?

You're crooking me, or you're a fucking liar.

Your Honour, the tapes are genuine, and we have a right to broadcast them.

- Shut up. - You shut up!

- Well, yeah. Sure. - Yeah.

- What's wrong? - The distributor called …

- … or war? - War!

… and they don't talk to me.

… I want a variety of different … Vagina, pussy.

I have it, and Mr. Fartwell …

- Your Honour, we'd like to post bond. - Get the hell away from me!

- You can't legally show the vagina. - Hey, shut up, Jimmy.

What do you think?

- There's a larger problem. - Substantially larger.

Look, you stupid briarhopper, my dog could get an ID …

Larry, over here!

… that Hustler magazine describes actual facts about Jerry Falwell …

So you've achieved a certain notoriety.

Could you do me a favour?

Some lady died down the hall, and I got her flowers.

I think I missed that one.

… to go back over it all again for you.

- Jesus wants you to be beautiful. - Yeah, well, that …

Here. Okay, that's perfect.

That's a good question.

And this country is founded, at least in part …

A Georgia prosecutor arrested some news dealers for selling Hustler …

Our level in this case being admittedly …

Well, you know, this girl, she had it rough.

Did you enjoy this month's article …

Listen, it's just not that funny.

… that got us into this debt in the first place.

I don't have to.

… whatever you want to think about Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine.

Or better yet, I can exercise my opinion and not buy it.

The KKK? It wasn't the KKK. It was the Mob.

I’m the most fun!

Hey, go to hell, Larry. Go to hell.

Lawyers dream about a case like this in front of the Supreme Court.

You know, I just … I would love to be remembered …

- I can. - You can?

My cousin Bobby shot a preacher in the back.

Code pink. Code pink.

But I've always been supportive, always.

… riding on a donkey, being led by a man …

… lust and greed have replaced decency and morality.

- Look at her tits. They're nice. - They're nice, but they don't look real.

And what happended?

- Totally outrageous? - Totally.

The pain. It's …

You know, abortion may be morally repugnant, but right now it's not illegal.

What can I help you with?

We say that a lot, but I think sometimes we forget …

Tell Everybody the Pervert is BAck

… into their pussies with their crucifixes on for eight goddamn years!

That's every American psycho. Let's try to narrow the field a little.

Well, what I think depends on how much it cost.

Are you saying you'd be interested in nude photos of Martha Washington?

Leave it there. That's what you want.

Your Honour, I'm an atheist. I can't very well …

Can we discuss Cousin Bobby later? We need to discuss this seriously.

Jesus loves me.

Not for you to drink.

You ain't never gonna be old and fat and ugly.

The samurai gave me the tape.

- Don't start throwing that ring at me. - We're gonna be broke. You'll need that!

… a lower level than most people would like to be brought to.

- So, what's your plan? - Well, just watch me.

… where you and I can make that decision for ourselves.

- Gentlemen, that's enough. - It's stolen, judge. It's stolen.

… because I saw a couple of four-letter words in there.

… but you remember your little Campari ad?

That's it. Larry Flynt, you are under arrest.

Ladies and gentlemen, I ask that you review this material carefully.

Okay. Why don't you hop on?

… the Founding Fathers had a cartoon like this in mind …

I turned the whole world Into a tabloid

- What do you got? - Is this Mr. Flynt?

- Who do you think's paying for this? - That freedom fighter …

Boy, this is great, Larry. This is really great. I hope it was worth it.